Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... From Moneyball.
James Franco: I will shoot off your dick!
Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.
Danny McBride: What the fuck is wrong with you, Franco? You have iPad's all over the goddamn walls in your house, but you jack off like a fuckin' pilgrim!
James Franco: That's right man, I like to read!
James Franco: The fucker's got to go! GO! The fucker's gots to go!
Aziz Ansari: Hey yo, Craig! Help me!
Craig Robinson: You already in the hole! It's too late for you!
Emma Watson: Give me everything you have to drink!
Seth Rogen: There are six of us! You cannot rob us!
Emma Watson: I'm NOT fucking around!
Danny McBride: Seth, that's some of the better acting than I've seen in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet?
Danny McBride: Hermione just stole all of our shit. And Jay suggested that we rape her. I think the only reason he did that is because he knows he's about two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.
Craig Robinson: I would suck a dick for half a cracker!
Craig Robinson: Take yo panties off!
Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compells you!
Jonah Hill: Guess what? It's not that compelling.
Danny McBride: You're telling me James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know you're tripping.
Jonah Hill: This is no dream! This is really happening!
Jonah Hill: Bang, bang, bang you're dead!
Answer: He is explaining that she would not eat a whole seventh of the food, referring to how many survivors are in the house. As she is so small, she would only eat half of what would be her share of the food if they divide it equally.