2 Guns (2013)

Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.

Stig: They're torturing chickens, man.
Bobby: What is that you're eating.
Stig: A chicken.

Bank Manager: I'm innocent.
Earl: Nobody's innocent, friend. There just the guilty, the ignorant, and the unlucky.

Earl: You're still a drug dealer. And I'm still the government of the United States. It's a free market, Manny. Not a free world.

Bobby: If Papi knew we were even talkin' about rippin' off Tres Cruces it would be our heads in that bag next to the potato salad.
Stig: No way. Our two heads would never fit in a bag that small.

Officer Dave: Who is that guy?
FBI Agent: You've heard of the hidden hand of God? Well, that's God's son of a bitch.

Stig: It's not very sporting, man. At least give the chickens a chance to shoot back.

Admiral Tuwey: When the hand has gangrene, you chop it off to save the body. You don't keep the pinkie around just because it "meant well."

Jessup: I don't like coming to funerals of my own men.
Bobby: Well then don't come. Don't come.

Deb: Did you ever love me?
Bobby: I really meant to love you.