Best comedy movie quotes of 2007

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David Martin: I hope you aren't expecting a lot from Santa. A federal offense probably puts you on the naughty list this year.

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Feng: Ladies and Gentlemen. Athletes. I bid you Toodles.

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Kate: I wish there was a cookbook for life, you know? Recipes telling us exactly what to do. I know, I know, you're gonna say "How else will you learn, Kate."
Therapist: Mm. No, actually I wasn't going to say that. You want to guess again?
Kate: No, no, go ahead.
Therapist: Well what I was going to say was, you know better than anyone, it's the recipes that you create yourself that are the best.

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Billy: Let's carve a scary face this time.

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Professor Farnsworth: Time travel is impossible!
Fry: But Professor, you time traveled yourself. Remember? When we went back to Roswell?
Professor Farnsworth: That proves nothing! And furthermore, you'd think I could remember a thing like that! Plus, who are you anyway?

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Peggy: It's nice to have a word that can describe you. I've never had that before.

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Edward Cole: As something of an expert in diseases, I believe more people die from visitors than diseases.

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Lars Lindstrom: I was hoping winter was over.
Margo: No, it's just a thaw - winter isn't over till Easter.

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Cara Burns: You are a murderer of love.

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Annabelle Fritton: Daddy, you can't expect me to stay here, it's like Hogwarts for Pikeys!

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Bruce Campbell: You don't know fear, kid. You've never worked with Sam Raimi.

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Cam Wexler: Shit! Shit shit shit... pardon my French.
Charlie: I speak a little French and that sounded like "shit."

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Jane F.: It's really bright out, officer.
Officer Jones: Would you mind removing your hand from your forehead?
Jane F.: It's really bright out.

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Alvin: I feel like P. Diddy with fur.

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L. C. Cheever: You got it backwards kid. You play cards the way you should lead your life. And you lead your life the way you should play cards.

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Wilson: Misanthrope seeks misanthrope. Honestly, if you respond to this ad then you are probably not the kind of woman I'd go out with. I guess I'm lonely and it's new years and I'm willing to embarrass the hell out of myself with this ad. About me: My girlfriends over the years have been intelligent and beautiful, in the end they have all broken my heart, whatever that means. My friend says I have to have a foto, so here it is. Talk to you soon. Wilson.

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Jean Paul Clement: Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people.

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Oglethorpe: The only thing bull semen has ever done for me is activate my gag reflex.

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Dennis: I can lose weight, but you'll always be an asshole!

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