Mom Chandler: Sometimes I have dreams that... hundreds of pairs of underwear envelop me.
Trudie: There may not be such a thing as a perfect job, a perfect life or a perfect family, but there is such a thing as a perfect moment. So I take back what I said. Doing one crazy thing probably does make you crazy, but it also can make you happy.
David Martin: I hope you aren't expecting a lot from Santa. A federal offense probably puts you on the naughty list this year.
