Feng: Ladies and Gentlemen. Athletes. I bid you Toodles.
Feng: Less talkie-talkie, more ping-pong.
Feng: What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand?
Master Wong: Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mushu palace.
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: I'm from the FBI.
Randy Daytona: Whoa man. I didn't mean to kill that guy. How was I supposed to know he had a bad heart?
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: Hey. I'm not here for that. I thought that was part of the act. Until the paramedics came I was laughing my ass off.
Feng: Represent.
Master Wong: It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy.
