Cam Wexler: Shit! Shit shit shit... pardon my French.
Charlie: I speak a little French and that sounded like "shit."
Charlie: My entire life, I've been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I've ever been in. There's always been a next guy who's better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy. I've never said this to anybody before in my whole life. Cam... I love you. I love you, Cam.
Cam Wexler: Why do you want to take me out to dinner?
Charlie: You look hungry.
Stu: I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.
