Best TV quotes of 2004

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Fidelity (aka: Truth or Consequences) - S1-E7

House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!

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Blink - S1-E1

Mac Taylor: You're not a doctor. You're a murderer with a medical degree.

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The Glass Ballerina - S3-E2

Benjamin Linus: Your flight crashed on September 22,2004. Today is November 29th. That means you've been on this island for sixty-nine days. And yes, we do have contact with the outside world, Jack. That's how we know that during those sixty-nine days, your fellow Americans re-elected George W. Bush, Christopher Reeve has passed away, Boston Red Sox won the World Series.
[Jack begins to laugh.]
Benjamin Linus: What?
Jack Shepard: [Still laughing.] If you wanted me to believe that, you probably should have picked somebody else besides the Red Sox.
Bejmain Linus: No, they were down 3-0 against the Yankees in the Championship Series and then won eight straight.
Jack Shepard: [Skeptically.] Sure, sure. Of course they did.
[Ben turns on a VCR.]
Joe Buck: Back to Foulke... Red Sox fans have longed to hear it! The Boston Red Sox are world champions! A clean sweep of the St. Louis Cardinals, and the Red Sox celebrate in the middle of the diamond here at Busch Stadium.

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Tag Team Trial: Part 1 - S1-E10

Syrus Truesdale: First, I'm going to summon Gyroid in attack mode.
Para: You must be joking. I am surprised that thing even has an attack mode.

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Gabrielle: I feel a wave of morning sickness coming on, and I want to be standing on your mother's grave when it hits.

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Robbie Rotten: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
Trixie: Nuh uh.
Robbie Rotten: Would you like to?

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Dr. Rodney McKay: Did I mention that I know almost everything about almost everything?

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Johnny Drama: North of Ventura Boulevard is hell's waiting room.

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Lilith Hughes: It isn't going to protect her, is it?
Azazeal: You did the right thing.
Lilith Hughes: She's my only girl. You won't hurt her?
Azazeal: Have I ever hurt you?
Lilith Hughes: I want to know. I want to know what'll happen.
Azazeal: It will blind her to the possessed. Nothing more.
Lilith Hughes: Is that a good thing?
Azazeal: Well, if she can't see them, she can't worry about them, can she?

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Logan: Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself.

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Jordan Collier: Close your mouth, Shawn... you'll draw flies.

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Dr. Angela Hunter: If you see the new girl, snap off her fingers, burn her hair off and pluck out her nipples.

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Denny Crane: You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."

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Howard Moon: I'm an explorer.
Vince Noir: I thought you were a writer?
Howard Moon: I do many things. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner.
Vince Noir: Yeah, they call you the spanner.

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Jude Harrison: Meatless meatloaf?.. Isn't that just loaf?

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Donna LaCroix: Jason is like a brother to me... A very mean brother.

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Donald Trump: It's a little bit like: watch somebody sell their used car and not wash it. You can spend $10 washing the car and get another $200 for the car. And I've seen guys, they're selling cars that are dirty, and I say, "That guy is a loser."

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Chief Jerry Reilly: Blessed screaming Jesus on a whole-wheat goddamn cracker.

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Ava Gregory: You are not the only one who lost somebody.

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Super Nanny - S2-E7

Super Nanny: What's going on here?
Toot: Oh, nothing. Captain Shero was just trying to take my barrette.
Captain Hero: It's pronounced Hero. The S is silent, you hithead.

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