Stargate: Atlantis
Movie Quote Quiz

Dr. Rodney McKay: Did I mention that I know almost everything about almost everything?

Maj. John Sheppard: "Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible." That's good advice, Rodney, thanks.

Maj. John Sheppard: Well, leave it to convicts to know the best way to tie people up.

Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm not sure I can fix this.
Dr. Peter Grodin: You can fix anything.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Who told you that?
Dr. Peter Grodin: You did. On several occasions.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, let me see - we've got slow death, quick death, painful death, cold, lonely death.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Maybe we should make a diversion.
Maj. Lorne: Are you volunteering?
Dr. Rodney McKay: I'll shut up.

Maj. John Sheppard: Have you ever tried to clear a stump by hand?
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Yes, it's a hobby.

Carson Beckett M. D.: ...well if I've learned one thing, Mum, it's that we Earthlings are ver.
Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: Doc! You can't say that.
Carson Beckett M. D.: What?
Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: Earthlings. It's compromising security.
Carson Beckett M. D.: She knows I'm from Earth, son! It's not a bloody secret.

Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Carson?
Carson Beckett M. D.: Elizabeth.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: How are you doing?
Carson Beckett M. D.: Oh, just peachy, thanks. You?
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I'm sorry to put you in this position, but you're the only one besides Colonel Sheppard and General O'Neill who've actually fired a drone from that chair.
Carson Beckett M. D.: Ironically, they're the two people I nearly killed when I did that.

Dr. Rodney McKay: You have no idea which way to go, do you?
Maj. John Sheppard: Just trying to get my bearings.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Translation: "I'm lost. "

Teyla Emmagan: Do you kill all your violent criminals on Earth?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Certain countries, yes.
Maj. John Sheppard: Do we need to get into this right now?

Maj. John Sheppard: This is what I do when I have problems with my laptop, I turn it off and then I... turn it on again.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I think this is a little bit more complicated than that.
Maj. John Sheppard: I'm just saying that if we're taking a page from the John Sheppard book of computer repair, we're really desperate.

Maj. John Sheppard: There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain.

Maj. John Sheppard: You know, Rodney, you were great back there. Wanna take the stick?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Really?
Maj. John Sheppard: No.

Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm sorry. It's just... I react to certain doom in a certain way. It's a bad habit.

Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: You think once the initial shock is over, we'll have the old Rodney back?
Carson Beckett M. D.: I'm afraid so.

Colonel Marshall Sumner USMC: Go... to... hell.
Female Wraith: Earth first.

Marin: The island is a penal colony. The prisoners usually don't cause much trouble, as long as you don't try to land there.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, you could put up a sign.

Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, thank God! You were the only... I thought I was gonna.
Teyla Emmagan: I thought you were very brave.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Really?

Maj. John Sheppard: "You're going to be fine"?"Beckett'll figure this out"? You really suck at the whole "bedside manner" thing.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I know. I'm sorry.
Maj. John Sheppard: But I appreciate the effort.

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