The Joker: Sorry Batman, but Joker always laughs last.
Batman: Enough with the act. Lose the dummy.
Scarface: I would, but he keeps following me around.
Rupert Thorne: How-How'd you do that?
Batman: I'm The Batman.
Batgirl: It's the end of the world.
Robin: No it's not, it just looks a whole lot like it.
Batman: If Catwoman were somehow, some way able to trace the signal back here.
Alfred Pennyworth: We would have to rename it "The Catcave."
Bane: The Batman, I presume?
Batman: The masked look must really be catching on.
Bane: Defeat me, and I will allow you to remove it.
Batman: Hate to disappoint, but I don't fight for sport.
Bane: Then fight for your life.
Catwoman: Hate to cut our first date short, cutie, but I like to leave a man wanting more.
Batman: Keep a lookout.
Detective Ellen Yin: I thought I was your partner.
Batman: But you're not my sidekick.
Poison Ivy: Who knew you had a sidekick?
Batman: I don't.
The Penguin: Please, now that all pretenses are off, call me Penguin - a flightless bird, but one with style.
The Joker: Detective Bennett... You're Clayface?
Clayface: You turned me into Clay.
The Joker: Funny, I was trying to turn you into dust.
Batman: We both know you put yourself on ice. I'm here to bring on the thaw.
Commissioner James Gordon: Set up a perimeter. If Mr. Quake so much as breathes, I want someone there to tell me what he had for lunch.
