Desperate Housewives
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Silly People - S2-E14

Carlos: You know who you are, Gaby? You're the kind of person who would have turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn.
Gabrielle: Well, they should have called ahead.

Bree Van De Kamp: It's the age-old question, isn't it? How much do we really want to know about our neighbours?

Gabrielle: I feel a wave of morning sickness coming on, and I want to be standing on your mother's grave when it hits.

Pilot - S1-E1

Susan Mayer: And then he got this Zen look on his face and he said, "you know Susan, most men lead quiet lives of desperation."
Lynette Scavo: Please tell me you punched him.
Susan Mayer: No. I said, "really? And what do most women lead? Lives of noisy fufillment?

Ah, But Underneath - S1-E2

Lynette: My babysitter joined the witness relocation program.

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