Best movie quotes of 2004

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Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle picture

Harold: Dude, we're so high right now!
Kumar: We're not low!

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King Arthur picture

Guinevere: This is heaven for me.
Lancelot: I don't believe in Heaven, I've been living in this Hell. But if you represent what Heaven is, then take me there.

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The Passion of the Christ picture

Jesus: Forgive them, Father. They know not what they do.

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Garfield: The Movie picture

Garfield: I've found that if you wait long enough, everything comes to you.

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Wicker Park picture

Alex: Love makes you do crazy things, insane things, things in a million years you never thought you'd see yourself do. There you are doing it... can't help it.

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The Football Factory picture

Tommy Johnson: What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it.

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Crash picture

Jean: I am angry all the time... and I don't know why.

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The Libertine picture

Rochester: And yet you do not draw the moral of the incident.
Billy Downs: Which is?
Rochester: That any experiment of interest in life will be carried out at your own expense. Mark it well.

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Dawn of the Dead picture

CJ: What are you, a fucking doctor?
Ana: No, I'm a fucking nurse.

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Layer Cake picture

The Duke: Don't you fucking talk to me like I'm some kind of mug. Don't you fucking talk to me like that.
XXXX: Duke, don't take this personally. It's business. Now, you want to know how much these pills are worth?
The Duke: Yes. Fucking. Please.
XXXX: Now just because you pay a fiver a pop down the local cattle market, don't, for fuck's sake, think these pills are worth millions. They're not. We've got to find someone to buy these pills and they've got to split them into parcels, of say 100,000. They've got to find these people. It's hard work.
The Duke: Oh, you'd give a fucking aspirin a headache pal.

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2046 picture

Chow Mo Wan: Love is all a matter of timing.

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Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! picture

Angelica: Rosalee, when great love is rejected something inside a man dies.

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Vera Drake picture

Det. Inspector Webster: You perform abortions, don't you?
Vera: That's not what I do dear. That's what you call it. But they need help. Who else they got to turn to? No one. I help them out.

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Shark Tale picture

Sykes: Who's your Puff Daddy? Who takes care of you, huh?

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Primer picture

Abe: Aaron, I can imagine no way in which this thing could be considered anywhere remotely close to safe. All I know is I spent six hours in there and I'm still alive... You still want to do it?

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The Woodsman picture

Walter: They think I'm crazy.
Rosen: Do you think you're crazy?
Walter: You know, talking to you is like riding on a fucking merry-go-round.
Rosen: That's a marvelous image, Walter. Because by going in circles, we find things we missed the first time around.

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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events picture

Count Olaf: I must say, you're a gloomy looking bunch. Why are you so glum?
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died.
Count Olaf: [nonchalantly.] Ah, yes. How very dreadful. Wait, let me do that one more time. Give me the line again while it's fresh in my mind.
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died?
[Olaf pretends to be shocked.].

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Ray: This place is full of fake tits and real assholes.

oddy knocky

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