Madam Suliman: It's time to put an end to this idiotic war.
Young Sophie: It's... you're scaring me. I have this weird feeling you're going to leave. Howl, tell me what's going on! Please. I don't care if you're a monster.
Howl: I'm just setting things up so all of you can live a comfortable life, Sophie.
Howl: Sorry, it looks like you're involved.
Old Sophie: What a dump. When I think of castles, it's not what I picture.
Witch of the Waste: It looks like your true love is in love with someone else.
Letti: Wow! He must have been a wizard then.
Young Sophie: But he was so kind to me. He rescued me, Letti.
Letti: Of course he did, he was trying to steal your heart. You were so lucky Sophie, if that wizard were Howl, he would have eaten it.
Young Sophie: No he wouldn't, Howl only does that to beautiful girls.
Howl: Don't be alarmed but I'm being followed. Act normal.
Howl: Those things are Suliman's henchmen. Lets go! Faster! We need to take off.
Witch of the Waste: The best part of that spell, is that you can't tell anyone about it. My regards to Howl.
Witch of the Waste: What a tacky little hat shop. I've never seen such tacky little hats. Yet you are by far the tackiest thing here.
Old Sophie: I can't do this! Why'd you make me come here if you were coming yourself?
Howl: Knowing you'd be there gave me the courage to show up. That woman terrifies me. I can't face her on my own. You saved me, Sophie. I was in big trouble back there.
Howl: I've got it! Why don't you go to the palace for me.
Old Sophie: Huh?
Howl: Just say that you're Pendragon's mother and that your son is such a cowardly wizard he's too afraid to show his face. Maybe then Madame Suliman will finally give up on me.
Young Sophie: It's all so familiar yet I know I've never been here before. I feel so at home.
Letti: What's going on? Someone just told me you floated down into our balcony.
Young Sophie: So that did happen, it wasn't a dream.
Howl: I feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest.
Young Sophie: A heart's a heavy burden.
Old Sophie: Why do you get so cold when you're old? I'm fatter than ever and yet the wind blows right through me.
Old Sophie: Do you know what Madame Suliman said? She said that Howl's heart was stolen by a demon. Tell me now, what do you know?
Calcifer: I'm so sorry but that would be confidential information.
Honey: You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.
Old Sophie: A battleship?
Howl: On its way to burn cities and people.
Old Sophie: The enemy's? Ours?
Howl: What difference does it make?
Old Sophie: It was a pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable! Take care, Turniphead.
