Ben Calder: If I kiss you, do you think they'll shoot me?
Anna Foster: No, but I will if you don't.
Ben Calder: Anna? Anna.
Anna Foster: Ben! Come on! Venice awaits! Where have you been?
Ben Calder: Just having a mild heart attack.
Anna Foster: Ben. Can you ever just say what you really feel?
Ben Calder: Okay, all right! Because I'm jealous as hell. Because I'd hate to see you with Gus Gus. I'd hate to see you with any other man. Because not only did I adore kissing you in Venice, but also because I'm so un-bloody-hinged just being near you.
Cynthia Morales: Love is not always that easy, Anna.
Alan Weiss: Nothing worth getting ever is.
Anna Foster: I'm on fire! I'm untouchable! I'm Anna! Who are you?
Ben Calder: Ben Calder, freelance getaway man. Yeah, need the hand, need the hand.
Ben Calder: Romance is simply not a feasible option for me right now.
Anna Foster: You didn't want me to get hurt, and you were right. I needed protection because people can't be trusted. I learned my lesson.
Secretary of State: Sir, the vice-president, still waiting.
President James Foster: President, still president.
Anna Foster: Naked virgin safely in bed.
Cynthia Morales: No, no, no, let me ask you something, Weiss. Do you actually get women like this? I was really curious if there were actually women out there in the world who walk by the construction lunch break which is your very personality and say: "Oh, yeah, please. Baby, give it to me. Give me some of that hard hat, right here, right now." There are actually women like that?
Alan Weiss: A couple.
Cynthia Morales: Well maybe you should stop overcompensating, you're a good looking... I mean you look fine some women like a bald head.
Alan Weiss: I am not bald yet.
Cynthia Morales: I'm just saying maybe you should embrace it. You could cut it real short... some women like that they find it sexy.
President James Foster: Oh, good. Gabrielle found another trashy friend to hang out with.
Michelle Foster: Yeah, your daughter.
Michelle Foster: How's your heart?
Anna Foster: It's a little bit broken.
Michelle Foster: Never ask a President to promise, Honey.
Anna Foster: I'm not. I'm asking my dad.
Anna Foster: Here I am at this great school, and there's not one course on love.
Cynthia Morales: You on a last name basis with most of your girlfriends?
Anna Foster: I don't want to think! I want to live.
