Cole Burris: I'm so hungry, I'd sell my Grandmother for a tic tac.
Bill Johnson: It's mating season.
Cole Burris: What so you're tellin' me there's some snake orgy going on in the jungle?
Bill Johnson: Yeah, something like that.
Cole Burris: I had this friend, who had this friend who shot documentaries, and he and his whole crew went down to the Amazon, and they were all eaten by snakes, and that's a true story.
Gordon Mitchell: Come on Cole, you knew a guy who knew a guy. That's an urban myth.
