Meowth: There they go. All we gotta do is follow them on top of them rooftops.
James: Well, I used to be quite a good gymnast.
Jessie: This is our big chance, I could almost taste it! Are you ready?
James: Yeah.
Doctor Doppler: Just wait until we tell your mother about this! Of course, we may downplay the life-threatning parts.
Wall Street: You can't get anything done in a world without rules.
Construction Worker #1: Quinn! What are you doing down in the arsehole of the world?
Young Quinn: Well you're passing through it. What does that make you?
Jake Hayes: Does it play DVDs?
Seale: No. It's a portable thermonucular (sic) bomb.
Undercover Brother: You mess with the 'fro, you got to go.
Joe Enders: Stay on my ass.
Rain: She bit me man! I mean she took a chunk clean right out of me!
Gordon Brewer: So, you want collateral damage, huh? I'll give you fucking collateral damage.
Agent K: Is that standard?
Agent J: No it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
Lester: My destiny is in God's hands. I'm cool with that.
Zé Pequeno: Can you read?
Gang Member: I can read only the pictures.
Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.
Jack Van Meter: Get the hell down from there. While you're grandstanding here the city is starting to burn. Jimmy for Christ sakes.
Det. Sgt. Eldon Perry Jr.: If the city is starting to burn, Jack, it's partly because of guys like you and me. And I may be a goddamm alcoholic but that doesn't mean I can't tell the truth - and I've got all the deep deep dirt right here. Somebody put the cufs on me - let me start talking.
Slim: You know the deal, you're here as an observer. You pay attention to the clock. You do not engage in gun play unless it is strictly necessary. We do not depart from the plan in any way.
Jerry: Yeah, whatever you say. Only one thing, does this plan change any if you're dead?
Captain Picard: In his quest to be more like us, he helped show us what it means to be human.
Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.