Captain Picard: In his quest to be more like us, he helped show us what it means to be human.
Cooper: I'm still not convinced these things didn't just escape from the local nut-house and forget to shave or trim their nails.
Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.
Jake Hayes: So you're leaving me and going back to Ken, that's what I asked you.
Julie: The Ken part is just business.
Jake Hayes: Then what's the leaving me part, pleasure?
Julie: Pain.
Slim: You know the deal, you're here as an observer. You pay attention to the clock. You do not engage in gun play unless it is strictly necessary. We do not depart from the plan in any way.
Jerry: Yeah, whatever you say. Only one thing, does this plan change any if you're dead?
Buttercup: Get your hands off him, you darn dirty ape.
Chris McCormick: I got a signal.
Harlan: That's great. Now, how about dialing.
Detective Arango: Hey McCaleb! We don't need your doughnuts... or your shit! We've got enough of our own.
Marvin Bonds: Give Hitler's cousin his lunch.