Ecks: Where did you get all this ordnance?
Sever: Some women buy shoes.
Monroe Hutchens: He's a fighter, I'm a fighter, if I'm better on that day, I win. That's just the way it goes. Someday, every fighter loses. Sooner or later, somebody comes along and they got your ticket. Too old, just wasn't your day, whatever the reason is. In the end, everybody gets beaten. The most you can hope for is that you stay on top a while. Be the best.
Detective Arango: Hey McCaleb! We don't need your doughnuts... or your shit! We've got enough of our own.
Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country.
Steve Irwin: That was a close one.
Buttercup: Get your hands off him, you darn dirty ape.
Cooper: Sweeping patrols between each of these bunkers - they'll have the whole sector wrapped tighter than an Eskimo's nad-sac.
Arpid: Let me tell you, after a hard day of looting and pillaging, there is no greater city than Gomorrah... except maybe Sodom.
Detective Mitch Preston: Get that camera out of here.
Trey Sellars: Keep that camera right where it is.