Doc Holliday: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.
John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.
Ian Malcolm: But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my wife!
Sam Gerard: I don't care. (00:37:10)
John Spartan: Brake! Brake! Brake now, you Mickey Mouse-piece of shit!
Luigi: Do you eat?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Dinner?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Tonight?
Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Miklo: What am I going to tell my parole officer?
Popeye: Tell him to suck his pee-pee.
Sarah: Help me! I don't want to die.
Gabe: You're not gonna die.
Mr. Lee: Take the money.
Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a stinking soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
Jack Slater: Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey.
Bruce Lee: The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
Michaelangelo: Man, I love being a turtle.
John Connor: They say if you resort to violence, then you've already lost.
[Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen.]
President Benson: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Yet here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.
Richard Miller: Is there a wrong way to fall down a fucking mountain?
Seitz: Sir, what about our friend Coontz?
Paul McDaggett: Well, if we'd let him live, we'd have to have paid him.
Alvin Mack: Let's open up a can of kick ass and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out.