Jurassic Park

Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

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John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.
Ian Malcolm: But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

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Dr. Alan Grant: Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.

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John Hammond: Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler. Welcome to Jurassic Park.

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Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

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Dr. Ian Malcolm: Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here.

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John Hammond: I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.

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Dr. Alan Grant: Mr. Hammond, I've decided not to endorse your park.
John Hammond: So have I.

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John Hammond: There is no doubt that our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
Dr. Alan Grant: What are those?
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Small versions of adults, honey.

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Lex: I'm a hacker!
Tim: That's what I said: you're a nerd.
Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!

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Dr. Ian Malcolm: You think they'll have THAT on the tour?

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Super Grover

Dr Grant: Life found a way.

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Tony

Muldoon: Clever girl.

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Dr. Ian Malcolm: God help us; we're in the hands of engineers.

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Dr. Ian Malcolm: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

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Lex: He left us! He left us!
Dr. Alan Grant: But that's NOT what I'M gonna do.

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Dr. Ian Malcolm: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

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Super Grover

Ellie Sattler: What's so wrong with kids?
Alan Grant: Oh Ellie, look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive. They smell. Some of them smell, babies smell.

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Dr. Alan Grant: You married?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally.

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