Topper Harley: Colonel, who are they?
Col. Walters: She's CIA. The other man's an extra.
Topper Harley: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet your dog...
Ramada: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.
President Benson: Cookie?
Col. Walters: No, thank you, sir.
President Benson: Young lady?
Michelle Huddleston: No, thank you, sir.
President Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.
Topper Harley: These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them.
[Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen.]
President Benson: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Yet here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.
[Phone Ringing].
Topper Harley: [Answering phone] Butcher of Baghdad, hello.
Woman on Phone: [Indistinct chatter].
Topper: Well, hello.
Saddam: Who is it? Who is it?
Topper: It's your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein.
Topper Harley: You're the only one that knows how to get to the copter pad. If I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do.
Colonel Walters: Yeah, we get the hell out of here.
Topper Harley: No. Wait another 15 minutes.
Commander Arvid Harbinger: War. It's fantastic.
Chosen answer: The whole fight scene in Thailand is supposed to be a homage to Rambo: First Blood Part Two, and the fighter falling is just typical ZAZ humour.
GalahadFairlight
Not Rambo: First Blood II, but Rambo III.