Donatello: I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn't an ancestor.
Leonardo: Hey! Where's Mikey?
Donatello: Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh.
April O'Neill: This is absolutely the worst rescue I have ever had.
Kenshin: We wait 400 years, and this Casey is still late.
Michaelangelo: Man, I love being a turtle.
Splinter: Put down your sword, Kenshin. They are not enemies. Only lost warriors, like yourself.
Donatello: You were expecting maybe the Addams Family?
Lord Norinaga: You have come back.
Leonardo: Yeah, we like to drop in about every three or four centuries.
Leonardo: We're turtles, friend.
Donatello: Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, Sleezeball.
Michaelangelo: But, I want to stay here... with you.
Mitsu: You will always be here with me, Michaelangelo.
Raphael: Here they are. The three stooges.
Donatello: Yeah, Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Leonardo: Hey, Tinkerbell. Why don't you shoot us?
Michaelangelo: What if we make a major u-turn and wind up in Godzilla-Land?
Walker: Did you really think I'd make it that easy, you nasty little reptiles?
Michaelangelo: Hey, dudes, check it out! We're in Shogun.
Raphael: Hey, it?s wet-willy time.
Donatello: Gee, if we die here in the past, does that mean that we don't get born in the future?
April O'Neill: I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time.
Leonardo: An apartment?
Michaelangelo: Do they have apartments in Japan?
Raphael: Do I look like a real estate agent?
Leonardo: What about condos?
Leonardo: Michaelangelo why are you wearing boxer shorts?
Michaelangelo: So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.