Best movie quotes of 1983

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Sleepaway Camp picture

Billy: Eat shit and die, Ricky.
Ricky: Eat shit and live, Bill.

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The Outsiders picture

Steve: Beer for breakfast there, Two-Bit?

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Scarface picture

Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

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A Christmas Story picture

Mom: Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?
Adult Ralphie: Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out.
Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.
Mom: No. You'll shoot your eye out.

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The Big Chill picture

Michael: [At the wake.] Great tradition! They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come!

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WarGames picture

David Lightman: [On the computer] Hello, are you still playing the game?
Joshua: Of course. I should reach Defcon 1 and release my missiles in 28 hours. Would you like to see some projected kill ratios?
David Lightman: Sixty-nine percent of the housing destroyed. Seventy-two million people dead. [Types into computer] Is this a game or is it real?
Joshua: What's the difference?

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National Lampoon's Vacation picture

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi picture

Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

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Sudden Impact picture

Harry Callahan: We're not just going to let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who's "we", sucker?
Harry Callahan: Smith, and Wesson, and me.

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Cujo picture

Vic Trenton: There are no real monsters.
Tad Trenton: Except for the one in my closet.

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Jaws 3-D picture

Mike Brody: White sharks are dangerous. I know 'em. My father, my brother, myself. They're murders.

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The Survivors picture

Sonny Paluso: You think Wes is God, don't you.
Donald Quinelle: No, not God, Just an ordinary man. Maybe a little ahead of his time, but just an ordinary man.
Sonny Paluso: Wes is an asshole.
Donald Quinelle: Blasphemy! Oh, you'll smoke a turd in hell for that.

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Trading Places picture

Louis Winthorpe III: He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like oh, sure he went to Harvard.

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Lone Wolf McQuade picture

Dakota: How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?

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Superman III picture

Ross Webster: Congratulations, Gus, old buddy. You're going to go down in history as the man who killed Superman.

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Local Hero picture

Oldsen: I've a facility for languages.

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Christine picture

Arnie Cunningham: Oh man, there is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car! Except maybe for pussy.

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The Right Stuff picture

Gus Grissom: I did not do anything wrong. The hatch just blew. It was a glitch. It was a - a technical malfunction. Why in hell won't anyone believe me?

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Mickey's Christmas Carol picture

Scrooge: An-and that shy lad in the corner, that's me.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Yes, that was before you became a miserable miser, consumed by greed.
Scrooge: Well, nobody's perfect. And there-there's lovely Isabelle.

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Yellowbeard picture

Commander Clement: Twenty years ago today you were sentenced to jail.
Yellowbeard: Yes, and now I'm due to released.
Commander Clement: Yes. Or rather, no. You see, twenty years ago, no-one was expected to live in jail for twenty years.

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