Billy: Eat shit and die, Ricky.
Ricky: Eat shit and live, Bill.
Judy: She's a real carpenter's dream: flat as a board and needs a screw.
Artie: Look at all that young fresh chicken. Where I come from, we call 'em baldies. Makes your mouth water, don't it?
Ben: Artie, they're too young to even understand what's on your mind.
Artie: There ain't no such thing as being too young. You're just too old.
Meg: If she were any quieter, she'd be dead.
Paul: Hey, Rick, wait till you get a load of Judy! Man, oh, man.