Zura: The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient.
Frank Ridgeway: Can I help you guys?
Sal Amato: Yeah, tell Tony Eddie and the Cruisers are here.
Viking Lofgren: Hey, lipshitz.
Horowitz: The name is Horowitz, asshole.
Viking Lofgren: Horowitz asshole?
Paco Moreno: I heard it was lipshitz.
Viking Lofgren: Yeah, and if your lip shits, what's your asshole doin'?
Nick: When you give up your dream, you die.
Q: Welcome back, Mr. Bond. I trust there will be lots of gratuitous sex and violence occurring.
Joseph Rutter: If you're half the leader I think you are.
King Vidiot: I am half the leader you think I am!
Bruno: Tennis balls?
Chifano: Braden, you're dealing with me now. As far as you're concerned, that stuff is already paid for. It's mine. So don't try any funny stuff.
Braden: Don't fuck with the Japanese, Chifano. They can be very dangerous.
Chifano: I'll fuck with whoever I want. I don't need you. I'll make my own deals.
Braden: If you're thinking about going behind my back Chifano, you'll be making a big mistake. A very big mistake. You don't even know me yet.
Denise Dahlberg: Phones working?
Stephen Klein: Are you kidding? There aren't going to be any phones.
Mok: She can sing, or she can scream. But she still pissed me off.
Carl 'Buster' Marzack: I'm getting too old for this shit.
Countess Chandra: Darling?
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes, my darling?
Countess Chandra: You're smoking the wrong end.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes... I knew that. You don't have to tell me I am smoking zhe wrong end. Do you know why I am smoking zhe wrong end?
Countess Chandra: No darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: You're right! I am smoking on zhe wrong end, because I have a very good reason.
Dr. Theodore Cuza: There is a stranger at the Inn, he asks questions... I believe he's connected to the people who pay for the Keep's maintenance.
Nekron: Next time you present me with one of your little sluts, Mother dear... I'll squash you like a bug.
Charles Halloway: A father should be able to play baseball with his son.
Mrs. Halloway: Baseball's not necessary, not with a heart like yours, he'll forgive you that.
Judy: Well, you know what they say. Two's company. Three gets us talked about.
John Bourgignon: I'll just shut the fuck right up.
Salvatore Licuti: Let me remind you! This organization is like a... like a house. I'm a brick, he's a brick, and you're a brick. Remove one brick, one brick... the house falls down.
Dorothy's Mother: I don't see any naked pictures of you here, Paul. I don't see any pictures of you with your privates hanging out for the whole world to look at.
Snider: Let's get the camera. I'm willing.
Dorothy's Mother: Oh, I bet you are.