Best comedy movie quotes of 1983

A Christmas Story picture

Mom: Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?
Adult Ralphie: Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out.
Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.
Mom: No. You'll shoot your eye out.

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National Lampoon's Vacation picture

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

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Superman III picture

Ross Webster: Congratulations, Gus, old buddy. You're going to go down in history as the man who killed Superman.

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The Big Chill picture

Michael: [At the wake.] Great tradition! They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come!

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Never Say Never Again picture

Q: Welcome back, Mr. Bond. I trust there will be lots of gratuitous sex and violence occurring.

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