The best comedy movie quotes of 1983. Vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top, and add your own! Show entries not limited by type.
Mom: Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?Adult Ralphie: Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out.Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.Mom: No. You'll shoot your eye out.
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
Ross Webster: Congratulations, Gus, old buddy. You're going to go down in history as the man who killed Superman.
Michael: [At the wake.] Great tradition! They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come!
Q: Welcome back, Mr. Bond. I trust there will be lots of gratuitous sex and violence occurring.
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