Bea Smith: I'm going Freak-hunting.
Yokas: Forgot how many personal things I tell you. Guess I forgot how much I talk to you. You know? Because you weren't there for me to talk to. I miss you, Bosco.
Thomas Banacek: If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines.
Hamilton Burger: Incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial.
Lt. Arthur Fancy: The future keeps telling us what the past was about. You make the past mean different things by the way you use the time that comes after.
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - S1-E2
Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
Christopher Moltisanti: Whatever you do, do not engage Silvio in conversation.
Lt. Horatio Caine: You're evil, you enjoy death, and I hope you enjoy your own.
Inspector Grim: It's my arse on the line and I don't want a cock-up!
Deputy Travis Junior: Getting two tickets to an execution is like getting two tickets to NASCAR, except you know Jeff Gordon's gonna die.
Mac Taylor: You're not a doctor. You're a murderer with a medical degree.
Sonny Crockett: I get these occasional urges for stability in my life.
Michael Knight: I need ya buddy.
KITT: Right away Michael.
Yankee White - S1-E1
Gibbs: I heard you quit, Agent Todd.
Kate Todd: Happy news travels fast. Yes, I resigned. It was the right thing to do.
Gibbs: Yep. Pull that crap at NCIS, I won't give you a chance to resign.
Kate Todd: Is that a job offer?
DCS Christopher Foyle: The uniform suits you.
Andrew Foyle: Thanks. I wish I could say the same about your dressing gown.
This Is the Way the World Ends - S6-E12
Dexter: I am a father, a son, a serial killer.
Kimball Cho: What do you need?
Patrick Jane: Backup.
Kimball Cho: I don't like it when you say you need backup and nothing's happened yet.