Alan Shore: Ah, Denny, I've hardly seen you this episode.
Mac Taylor: You're not a doctor. You're a murderer with a medical degree.
Mickey 'Bricks' Stone: Albert, what the hell were you doing in a church today?
Albert Stroller: Gil Stewart died this afternoon. I was there at the end.
Mickey 'Bricks' Stone: Oh God, I'm so sorry Albert. You two were like brothers.
Albert Stroller: We worked Vegas together. That man was made for bright lights. Poor bastard - died of a stroke in a dental surgery.
Mickey 'Bricks' Stone: Well, someone should sue them.
Albert Stroller: Aye, he was pretending to be the dentist.
Duncan: Oh dear God, may no-one have just heard him say 'reign of Kane'.
Superintendent Sandra Pullman: She's not my girlfriend, she's my shrink.
Gerry Standing: A shrink.
Brian Lane: Why does she need to see a shrink?
Jack Halford: You're the expert, you tell us.
FBI Agent Max Canary: If I'm not mistaken, she just cut off your balls, Derek.
Derek Jennings: Just the one, Max. Just the one.