Best crime TV quotes of all time

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DS Ellie Miller: You don't eat fish and chips? What kind of Scot are you?

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Episode #1.3 - S1-E3

Kate: You wouldn't have a problem if this was your daughter?
Jack: She's not my daughter!
Kate: She's someone's daughter.
Jack: Every woman I've ever had sex with was someone's daughter, it's never stopped me from playing daddy.
Kate: Urgh.
Jack: I think that might have come out wrong.
Kate: OK, if your daughter was a stripper.
Jack: Why is my daughter a stripper?!
Kate: Ah, so you would mind!
Jack: What if your son...was a rapist?
Kate: How is that relevant?!
Jack: You started it.
Kate: I want you to acknowledge how you'd feel if your daughter made her living by having men leering at her.
Jack: OK, how would you feel if your rapist son attacked my stripper daughter, threw acid in her face, she's disfigured for life, can't even work!
Kate: I wouldn't defend him.
Jack: Your own son?! Some mother you'd be.

Jon Sandys

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Jack Garrett: Over 68 million Americans leave the safety of our borders every year. If danger strikes, the FBI's International Response Team is called into action.

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Jack Hudson: Yes Miles, if you're right, you can say you told me so. And I know you will in that special way that makes us all love you so.

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FBI Agent Max Canary: If I'm not mistaken, she just cut off your balls, Derek.
Derek Jennings: Just the one, Max. Just the one.

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Lloyd Fredericks: It was a setup, and I want a polygraph.
Sergeant Brad Navarro: You shut your mouth, or you're gonna need Poly-GRIP.

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Lovejoy: Do we have to bring mistrust and suspicion into this?

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Part 8 - S1-E8

The Woodsman: This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

Charles Austin Miller

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Comtessa Raffaella Pecci Scialoia: I'm so scared of death... It's always so... unexpected.

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Priest: It must be hard to maintain that level of cynicism, Dr. Fitzgerald.
Fitz: Not at all, Father. It must be hard to maintain that level of faith.

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Don't you know drugs kill and I kill drug dealers?

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Polly Nguyen: I say something about marriage, he flip out like time I put fist in bad place get stuck.

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Moreno: Did you sleep with her?
Eddie Torres: I don't think you would call what we did sleeping.

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Superintendent Sandra Pullman: She's not my girlfriend, she's my shrink.
Gerry Standing: A shrink.
Brian Lane: Why does she need to see a shrink?
Jack Halford: You're the expert, you tell us.

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Dennis 'Cutty' Wise: The game done changed.
Slim Charles: Game's the same, just got more fierce.

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Brian Peluso: You are gorgeous, absolutely, unequivocally, unrelentingly, gorgeous. With a perfect, I repeat perfect, body.

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Lois Lane: Eureka.

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Nancy Botwin: Obviously menopause has effected your sense of smell.
Lupita: I don't smell with my coochie.

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