Vic Mackey: Hi. I'm detective Vic Mackey.
Cop: These your men?
Vic Mackey: It depends. What did they do?
Vic Mackey: Until now I've tolerated you. Come near my men again... I'm gonna lose patience.
Vic Mackey: You still got that boyfriend?
Lauren Riley: You still got that wife?
Vic Mackey: No. You still got that boyfriend?
Shane Vendrell: So, if I'm a cocksucker.
Ronnie Gardocki: What do you mean "if"?
Vic Mackey: Pack up your shit and get on the first donkey back to home.
Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Do we have a warrant?
Shane Vendrell: Just my winning smile.
Vic Mackey: Partner up with a criminal? I can name one flaw in that plan.
Shane Vendrell: Only one?
Holland Wagenbach: What am I, the Strike Team now?
Claudette Wyms: What?
Holland Wagenbach: Well, that sounded like an order.
Claudette Wyms: No, it wasn't - Do you want to go?
Holland Wagenbach: Yeah, but it's nice to be asked.
Vic Mackey: Well maybe in your own mind, amigo. But in the real world, I don't answer to you. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Cinco de Mayo.
Trish: Better than going home to an empty bed.
Vic Mackey: Well, I can't help you with that. At least, not tonight.
Holland Wagenbach: If you're so special, how come a lowly civil servant like me just caught you?
Vic Mackey: You better figure out how much you hate me. And how you're going to deal with that. 'Cause I'm not going anywhere.
Claudette Wyms: Neither am I.
Holland Wagenbach: My ex wife was a drunk, you think if I hauled her off to happy hour every night, I could have saved my marriage?
Shane Vendrell: Looks like you wandered into the wrong prayer group, Frosty.
Vic Mackey: Put your clothes on, get out of here, and change your taste in men.
Vic Mackey: I don't speak ebonics, shithead.
Shane Vendrell: Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
Taylor: Are you gonna hold this third strike over me for the rest of my life?
Vic Mackey: I could lie to you. But I have far too much respect for you as a person. Yes I am.
Shane Vendrell: Can I get your autograph, man?
Vic Mackey: Yeah, like on a confession?
Shane Vendrell: So, we cause a triple murder before breakfast, start a race war before dinner - that's uh, that's a pretty good day.
