Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: Probably kill myself. Monica: Excuse me? Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead then I've got no reason to live. Ross: Joey, OM-nipotent. Joey: You are? Oh Ross, I'm sorry.
Rachel: So basically you get your ya-yas from taking money from all of your friends? Ross: Yeah. Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less, so.
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these? Rachel: Uh. Yeah, why? Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills. Rachel: Oh my God. Oh, do you think it's on all of them? Joey: Oh no. I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
Rachel: You guys, guess what guess what guess what? Chandler: What, the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending trident?
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