Best TV quotes of 1994

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The One With The 'Cuffs - S4-E3

Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: Because when I go outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

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Owen: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.

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ER (1994)

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Robert Romano: The operation was a screaming success if your desired outcome was paralysis.

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Rowley Birkin: ...thin layer of lemon curd.

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PsiCop Alfred Bester: Mr. Garibaldi, on a scale of one to ten... just how stupid do you think I am?

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Tick: I'm taking off the kid gloves, and putting on the very mad gloves.

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Alonzo Solace: It seems like Terrians, but it's not.
Morgan Martin: What's that supposed to mean? You seem coherent, but you're not.

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Ellen: Stray dogs, hungry people. Come on people, the solution is obvious.

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Tombstone: Come down here and fight like a man.
Spider-Man: I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.

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Christopher Morris: Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't.

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Phoebe Terese: C'mon, Arnold, let him go. It's just an egg.
Arnold: But it's Dr. Skeledon's egg. And it's up to me to get it back to her.
Phoebe Terese: Gee, what a guy.

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