Best TV quotes of 1994

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The One With Chandler In A Box - S4-E8

Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but [to Ross.] married a lesbian, [to Rachel.] left a man at the altar, [to Phoebe.] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, [to Joey.] threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, [to Chandler.] LIVE IN A BOX!

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Interviewer: Well, can you... destroy the Earth?
Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.

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ER (1994)

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Robert Romano: I'm beginning to think ER stands for "everyone's retarded."

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Owen: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.

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Dave Angel: Heey! My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do.

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Dr. Stephen Franklin: Doesn't anyone listen to one damn word I say?

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Christopher Morris: Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't.

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Phoebe Terese: C'mon, Arnold, let him go. It's just an egg.
Arnold: But it's Dr. Skeledon's egg. And it's up to me to get it back to her.
Phoebe Terese: Gee, what a guy.

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Alonzo Solace: It seems like Terrians, but it's not.
Morgan Martin: What's that supposed to mean? You seem coherent, but you're not.

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Ellen: Stray dogs, hungry people. Come on people, the solution is obvious.

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Tombstone: Come down here and fight like a man.
Spider-Man: I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.

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