Best TV quotes of 1994

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The One With Ross's Teeth - S6-E8

Monica: What happened to your teeth?
Ross: I whitened them.
Chandler: Really?
Ross: Yeah, what... What do you think?
Monica: Well, uh, I think I shouldn't look directly at them.
Ross: Come on, seriously.
Monica: Ross, they're really, really, really white!
Chandler: Yeah, what was wrong with your old... Human teeth?
Ross: Well, I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to.
Monica: How much longer?
Ross: Uh, uh... A day.
Monica: Ross, you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: I know! That's why I did it! Come on, are they really that bad?
Chandler: No. No, no, no, you'll be fine. Hilary's blind, right?
Monica: She will be after tonight.

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ER (1994)

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Robert Romano: The operation was a screaming success if your desired outcome was paralysis.

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Interviewer: Well, can you... destroy the Earth?
Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.

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Captain John Sheridan: No surrender, no retreat.

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Owen: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.

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Dave Angel: Heey! My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do.

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Ray: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Tamera: Yeah if it did, I'd be outside rakin'.

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Alonzo Solace: It seems like Terrians, but it's not.
Morgan Martin: What's that supposed to mean? You seem coherent, but you're not.

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Ellen: Stray dogs, hungry people. Come on people, the solution is obvious.

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Keesha Franklin: It must be cold down there because Saturn's pretty far away from the sun.
Tim: But Ms. Frizzle said "cold and dark."
Janet: It could be very, very dark on Saturn.
Carlos Ramon: Oh, no you don't! You just want to grab more stuff.
Janet: Hey, I'm just trying to help! If you want to play "Let's Find Ms. Frizzle Without A Map" for the rest of your life, that's fine with me.

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Angela: When someone compliments your parents, there's like nothing to say. It's like a stun gun to your brain.

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