Angela: They weren't the kind of kisses you could actually evaluate. They were more like... introductory kisses.
Angela: I read what you wrote. I would hardly believe how beautiful it was.
Jordan: Look... I'm not. I don't want to pretend like.
Angela: I don't want to pretend, either.
Jordan: I'm glad you liked it, but.
Angela: I didn't like it. I loved it. I loved it.
Jordan: I have all these dreams where I know exactly what to say. And you tell me, you know, that you forgive me.
Angela: There's this dividing line between girls who have had sex, and girls who haven't. And all of a sudden you realise you're looking at each other across it.
Graham: Prison's not that bad and, and I'll wait for you.
Angela: Hatred can become like food, it gives you this energy that you can like, live off.
Enrique (Rickie) Vasquez: Mrs. Chase, I really appreciate what you did tonight.
Patty: It's okay.
Enrique (Rickie) Vasquez: Has there ever been someone.
Patty: What?
Enrique (Rickie) Vasquez: Did you ever try to protect someone so much that it hurt?
Patty: That wasn't your beer the other day, was it?
Brian: Here, do you want to... borrow my sweater?
Angela: Thanks.
Brian: Just don't sweat into it or anything.
Angela: Why do you always have to say stuff like that?
Jordan: This is wrong.
Angela: What?
Jordan: You doing my homework. It's wrong.
Angela: Well, I was just trying to help.
Jordan: It's like I'm taking advantage of you, or something.
Angela: You're not taking advantage of me.
Jordan: Yeah, I am. It would be different if we were like... but now, you're just a friend or whatever. I can't do this anymore.
Angela: I was just thinking. Could you maybe have dyslexia?
Jordan: What, that backwards thing?
Angela: Lots of people have it. My father's brother has it. It makes reading incredibly difficult because it, like.
Jordan: Let's not talk about this.
Angela: Reverses things. I'm sorry. It's actually not, I mean, a lot of really intelligent people are dyslexic. Just because a person can't read.
Jordan: Hey. I can read, okay? Just not that good.
Angela: This life has been a test. If this had been an actual life, you would have received instructions on where to go and what to do.
Angela: If only there were a button somewhere that I could push. To force me to stop talking.
First Bathroom Girl: Wait, so what's fat-free?
Second Bathroom Girl: When something's, like, free. Of fat.
Third Bathroom Girl: Well, what's the difference between fat-free, and like, nonfat?
Jordan: Hey Graff. The Vertigo guy called. Our audition is tonight.
Rayanne: What?
Jordan: Yeah, so try to think of a name.
Rayanne: Forget a name! We're not ready.
Jordan: We'll do okay. Just wear something tight.
Rayanne: That's your solution? Cut off my circulation? We need a real rehearsal.
Jordan: Look, you wanted this chance. You got it. Don't blow it.
Angela: The worst feeling is suddenly realizing that you don't measure up. And that, in the past, when you thought you did, you were a fool.
Rayanne: You wanna have sex with him.
Angela: Who?
Rayanne: Who. Jordan. Catalano. Come on, I'm not gonna tell anyone, just admit it.
Angela: I just like how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Well, either sex or a conversation. Ideally both.
Sharon Cherski: Okay, so what's the deal with Angela and Jordan Catalano?
Rayanne: Here's an idea... ask her.
Sharon Cherski: I can't. She'll think I'm checking up on her. So are they, like, a couple?
Rayanne: From the point of view of what I believe or what she believes?
Sharon Cherski: From the point of view of reality.
Rayanne: What do you think?
Sharon Cherski: I'd have to say, I think she could really get hurt.
Rayanne: Tell me something I don't know.
Angela: You will not believe the number Sharon Cherski just pulled on me.
Enrique (Rickie) Vasquez: Uh, like what?
Angela: Like how Rayanne supposedly did it with Jordan And how Brian Krakow supposedly has proof of it, like on video. I mean, I honestly believed she was past all this. Like, she was over her jealousy of Rayanne. But I guess she isn't, or else why would she say something like that to me?
Enrique (Rickie) Vasquez: Because it's true.
Jordan: Oh.
Graham: Oh, back at you.
Jordan: Is Angela here?
Graham: Are you Jordan?
Jordan: Yeah. Are you her dad?
Graham: Yeah. So you guys are going to a party?
Jordan: Is that what Angela said?
Graham: You mean you're not?
Jordan: No, we are.
Brad: So, do you have a major?
Jordan: I don't think so.
Hallie Lowenthal: Oh, you'd probably know if you did.
Jordan: Yeah. I probably would have gotten, like, a letter or something.
Angela: Walking into someone else's house for the first time is like entering another country. Not that I've ever been to another country.
Angela: Huge events take place on this earth every day. Earthquakes, hurricanes - even glaciers move. So why couldn't he just look at me?
Chosen answer: For one, these are professional actors on a film set for a major production so some leeway would be given. Additionally, in the United States at least, kissing is not generally considered sexual contact from a legal standpoint. Kissing does not involve any private parts. Even in cases where kissing is considered sexual contact, the intention of the accused party would be taken into account. A sexual violation requires the desire for gratification from the accused. A hired actor kissing another actor because it is in the script does not rise to the level of someone seeking sexual gratification. He's literally doing his job.
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