Best movie quotes of 2015

Dr. Brooke Powell: Why do you do that?
Carrigan Burke: What?
Dr. Brooke Powell: You tell your old war stories and you make yourself sound like an old man.
Carrigan Burke: Comes with the territory. We age in dog years.

Ari Gold: Do you know how hard I have worked to avoid going to Texas? Do you know what they do to Jews in Texas?

Nancy: I've got a confession to make. I'm not really your blind date, Jack.
Jack: What? Are you even 24?
Nancy: No! Add an other 10. I was just merely trying to meet my mate in the modern world.

Rome: I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?
Mike: Come on, let's not do this.

Cheerleader #1: So how does it feel being in drama Cassi?
Cassidy Spilker: Uh, such a bitch.
Ryan Shoos: Uh what?
Cassidy Spilker: What? If I had of known there was going to be so much actual drama involved I wouldn't have picked it.

Nick Gatfield: She was a very old soul in a very young body.

Miguel 'Magic' Escobar: Your bitch isn't here to save you now.

Albright: Death, has some, side effects.

Benji Dunn: Let me guess. Presumed dead?
Ethan Hunt: Well tonight, I just made it official.

Sheriff Kretzer: Boys I know you can hear me. You are in a whole lot of trouble.

Litvenko: You're a bastard.
John Smith: I know.
Litvenko: No. You don't. You're a result of inferior technologies. A failed experiment. An Agent's advantage is not his body, John Smith. It's his mind. You will never be as good as him.

Pete: You brought your guitar.
Ricki: Yeah, just the one.

Gordo: See, you're done with the past, but the past is not done with you.

Dennis: I wouldn't mind shagging your leg right now.
Neil Clarke: I thought I turned you into a rational thinking creature.
Dennis: Rational thinking creature still have desires.
Neil Clarke: We'll soon deal with that.
Dennis: No! Don't take my desires away from me.
Neil Clarke: Why not?
Dennis: They wouldn't make my life worth living! Biscuits, shagging.

Elle Reid: I always liked women, I just didn't like myself.

Annie Dwyer: If we die here tomorrow, it will have been worth it.

Lila: Maybe we could help each other.

Kate Mercer: You used to love your birdwatching.
Geoff Mercer: I did, yes.
Kate Mercer: It's funny how you forget the things in life that make you happy.

Margaret: Look, isn't that those Nestrians?
Flamingo: Oh, yeah. Finally they found where they belong.
Lion: Yeah, probably we should've told them at the check-in, don't you think?

Grandma: Yahtzee.