Bar Keeper: If you really love someone, you want more for them than you want for yourself. Do you understand?
Abe: I'm Abe Lucas and I've murdered. I've had many experiences and now a unique one. I've taken a human life. Not in battle or self defense, but I made a choice I believed in and saw it through. I feel like an authentic human being.
Gertrude Bell: Paradise has no time, age or sanctuary. Awaits us.
Wyatt Earp: What's shakin' Twain?
Mark Twain: Hey, I'm good on anything. Just like gravy, baby. Good to see you my man.
Wyatt Earp: You too, man.
Wyatt Earp: Hey, I finally read Prince and the Pauper.
Mark Twain: Oh, is that right?
Wyatt Earp: Didn't get it.
Mark Twain: For reals?
Wyatt Earp: Satire! Boom! I got ya.
Ilya, Devi, Sergi: You watch too many American movies... if this landmine was real... no delay... landmine would've just exploded instantly.
Kay Adams: Don't ask me why the order matters, but it does. Okay?
Terra Granger: Personally, I couldn't imagine having something like that growing inside of me. A male baby.