Georg Elser: If humanity isn't free, everything dies with it.
Mal: The strength of evil is good as none when stands before four hearts as one.
Kevin Griswold: There was a hole in the side of my stall.
Rusty Griswold: Sounds like you found yourself a glory hole.
Doug Harris: What exactly do you do?
Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
Doug Harris: 2.4 million.
Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as their best man?
Jupiter Jones: Yeah, because a dream is the only way any of this make sense.
Caine Wise: Compared to what? The idea that you're the only intelligent species, on the only inhabitable planet, in a universe so full of planets that you don't even have a number to describe how many there are.
Adam Jr.: I'm a god. I'm a fuckin' god.
Zoe: Did I just die?
Jim White: So, do you guys get paid by the hour?
David Diaz: No, the field.
Dan Trunkman: The first rule is, show the client a good time. The second rule, forget all the other rules.
Matthew: The cross is bloodstained. It loves. It forgives. It demands.
Young Ruth: You know sometimes I think what right do I have to be happy when there's so much suffering in the world.
Young Ira: I guess you could say what right do you have to be unhappy.
Danny Collins: Hank, I haven't written a song in thirty years. thirty years. I'm a fucking joke.
News Reporter: Officer Cooper stands at four feet, 11 inches.
Cooper: Oh, come on.
News Reporter: The other suspect, a 45-year-old Latino woman.
Daniella Riva: 45? My madre.
News Reporter: Officer Cooper is four feet, nine inches.
Cooper: I am five-foot, two.
News Reporter: Traveling with a 50-year-old suspect.
Margaret: What's a knocking shop?