Dan Trunkman: The first rule is, show the client a good time. The second rule, forget all the other rules.
Mike Pancake: I lost my virginity! Twice.
Dan Trunkman: I just landed a huge deal for you and then you tell me that I'm going to take 5% less this year?
Chuck Portnoy: You are replaceable.
Dan Trunkman: You say that kind of stuff a lot and that's why Brian Peters wrote, 'you're a jackass' on your parking spot.
Brian Peters: What the hell, Dan?
Dan Trunkman: That was one year ago. The next day I started my own company. I only have two employees. One's too old and one's too young.
Mike Pancake: I've never been on a business trip before. I'm pretty jacked. What do you guys do on them?
Dan Trunkman: Can you not say your whole name today because the client can lose focus?
Mike Pancake: I'm Mike Pancake.
Jim Spinch: What was your last name?
Mike Pancake: Pancake.
Jim Spinch: Like breakfast?
Mike Pancake: It's Greek.
Jim Spinch: It's delicious.
Bill Whilmsley: Yum.
Susan Trunkman: It's been a tough week.
Dan Trunkman: Yeah. Well. How about I drive?
Susan Trunkman: Yes, please.
Dan Trunkman: Flügel schlagen.
Susan Trunkman: What?
Dan Trunkman: Something I learned on my trip. It means, "You have to fight like hell... but don't forget to catch your breath now and then... and realise that everything's gonna be all right." Or it means "Turn left," probably.
