Dan Sanders: Miley Cyrus.
Paul Hodges: Why did you smack me?
Jimmy Monroe: I was in the moment, and the moment said smack ya.
Big Ronnie: Apology not fucking accepted.
Johnny Knoxville: Due to prison overpopulation, we're gonna give these boys a chance to escape. This side represents incarceration, that side freedom. This is Electric Avenue. Each of these stun guns has 950,000 volts. There's 15 of them hanging here plus four cattle prods. Good luck fellas.
Lemuel Gulliver: Remember, there's no small jobs, just small people. Teeny, tiny, teeny little people.
Prospera: We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little lives are rounded with a sleep.
John: Been in kind of a dark, existential place, to tell you the truth and then... I met your mom.
Darla: I'm a naughty schoolgirl!
Barry: You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.
Marcus: I guess we could just talk about the location of the flesh-eating zombie when you guys are done boning.
Louis Ives: You have a strange power over people, Henry.
Henry Harrison: It's my constant disapproval. Some find it fatherly.
The Viking: I will be running a tight ship... in fact this ship will be run tighter than a nun's fanny.
Howard Marks: A dealer is really just someone who buys more dope than he can smoke. And I have to say, I'm ashamed, I tried to smoke it all. There was just too fuckin' much of it.
Nostalgia Critic: What started as just an acre of land will blossom into something more than an acre of land.
Linkara: Yeah, like two acres of land.
Rose: It's like everywhere you go, there's that smell.
Victor Maynard: What smell?
Rose: Cleanliness. Bleach. It's like being in a hospital. It's so safe, it's dangerous. I can't breathe here. I mean it, I'm frightened. I'm frightened if I stay here much longer, I'll end up like you. Afraid of everything.
Glen McCreavy: Why does the asshole always get the girl?
