Sergio Roma: You've been mind-fucked before?
Aaron Green: I don't think so.
Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now.
Aaron Green: You are?
Sergio Roma: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?
Aaron Green: No, I can't really feel anything.
Sergio Roma: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
Sergio Roma: You tell him that you loved "African Child."
Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
Sergio Roma: This is what old pussy used to look like in the 70's.
Aaron Green: Across the mystic desert, is a desert that is mystic.
Aaron Green: I feel like I'm in "2 Fast 2 Furious."
Sergio Roma: Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner.
Aaron Green: ...Well I don't have one so.
Aldous Snow: This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?
Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.
Aldous Snow: I labored under the myth of monogamy for sever years with Jackie and it was pointless.
Aaron Green: So you only slept with Jackie?
Aldous Snow: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.
Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
Destiny: Wanna sing hairy-oke?
Aldous Snow: I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was Darfur, or Zimbabwe, or Rwanda, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't.
Aldous Snow: Doesn't it make sense that we should stay here and possibly have the time of your life?
Aldous Snow: We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.
Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Aaron Green: Brunette.
Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.
Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherfucking car.
Aaron Green: Are you Paul Krugman?
Paul Krugman: Uh, yeah.
Aaron Green: My dad loves your shit.
Paul Krugman: Uh, thank you.
Daphne Binks: I can't wait to sit around for 4 days and watch "Gossip Girl."
Sergio Roma: You can't outrun me! I'm black.
Daphne Binks: I want to have a threesome.
