Max: Are you kidding me? This is your plan? An old cartoon in a pissoir?
Henry Torne: It's a start.
Max: No, this is 80 years ago. Wait. I tell you what we do. We do it the old-fashioned way.
Max: We go in with guns.
Henry Torne: No guns.
Max: Why?
Henry Torne: Someone could get hurt.
Max: That's very sweet of you, Henry.
Craig: Do you like music?
Noelle: Do you like breathing?
Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.
Milo Boyd: And death is wishing you had made more.
Rita O'Grady: Look I know you're not mentioning it because you're being polite and everything, but that day when we met in the corridor, well I was really upset, and I never really use that type of language.
Lisa Hopkins: Don't you?
Rita O'Grady: No.
Lisa Hopkins: Well I called Mr Clark a complete cock.
Playground Dad: It's awful, awful, awful. Then a small moment happens, that's so magical. That makes it all worthwhile.
Chirag Gupta: Good God, man. You almost got the Cheese Touch!
Dieter Von Cunth: Weak.
Aaron: Let me get this straight: our dad was "bromantically" involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?
Nanny McPhee: Leave it to me.
Dave Stutler: I'm afraid of flying on planes!
Balthazar Blake: Well, today's your lucky day 'cause I brought an eagle.
Doctor Monro: And your new students, are they enjoying your lectures?
Doctor Robert Knox: Er, not as much as I understand they're enjoying your wife, sir.
Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying "When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.
Becky Fuller: I will have you know that this show is very important to a lot of people, including, but not limited, to me! My ass on the line here.
Mike Pomeroy: Actually, your ass is irrelevant. You're just a footnote. It's my ass. My reputation. My integrity. MY ASS!
Jack Byrnes: I'm watching you.
Greg Focker: Yeah, well I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you... Watching me.
Lisa: So I was just wondering if there was one general thing that you've found over the years to be generally true in a general way that would help anyone in any situation?
Psychiatrist: That's a great question, yes, I would say figure out what you want and learn how to ask for it.
Lisa: OK. Those are both really hard.
Edward: You're acting like a little princess.
Princess Mary: I am a princess!
