Best comedy movie quotes of 2010

Dieter Von Cunth: Weak.

Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.
Milo Boyd: And death is wishing you had made more.

Rita O'Grady: Look I know you're not mentioning it because you're being polite and everything, but that day when we met in the corridor, well I was really upset, and I never really use that type of language.
Lisa Hopkins: Don't you?
Rita O'Grady: No.
Lisa Hopkins: Well I called Mr Clark a complete cock.

Chirag Gupta: Good God, man. You almost got the Cheese Touch!

April: What happened to your...
Adam: I got stabbed in the face with a fork, I saw it coming, I avoided it, I didn't avoid it, it happened to me in a different way.

Annie: I'm so sick of optimism, it's fucking exhausting.

Ian: You know about fashion?
Bob Ho: No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.
Ian: What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.

Aaron: Let me get this straight: our dad was "bromantically" involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?

Craig: Do you like music?
Noelle: Do you like breathing?

Playground Dad: It's awful, awful, awful. Then a small moment happens, that's so magical. That makes it all worthwhile.

Celia: Where are we?
Cyril: We are in the land of poo. Duck poo, cow poo, goat poo.

Paul: Just making an ob... observation.
Nic: Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass.

Kate: There has to be another way for us to get to Jasper.
Marcel: Another way... another way... always another way... what am i... a travel agent?

Dale: You thought I looked like some kind of freak?
Allison: We misjudged you Dale. I'm... I'm really sorry.
Dale: Don't be sorry, it's my fault. I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody would end up dead.

Bob Quimby: Ramona, your sister has a report card. Doesn't that mean you should have one too?
Ramona Quimby: Uh... No.

Alex: Forgive you? For kissing me? You've awoken me. It's ages since I felt so alive.Thanks to you. But it's too late for me. I'm far away from here. I can't fall in love again. But you - you deserve the best.

Mr. Washington: Read him a bedtime story.

Marni: High school was a horror movie. This weekend is the sequel.

Sam: If my wife and I fought like that... we'd still be married.

Wally Mars: Do you want to tell me about your new school?
Sebastian: Why?
Wally Mars: Because you're a kid and there's nothing else to talk about.