Tucker & Dale Vs Evil

Tucker & Dale Vs Evil (2010)


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Jason: You shouldn't be smoking anyway, Chloe. It's not good for you.
Chloe: Yeah, well, fucking dying isn't good for you either, but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody.

Tucker: He's heavy for half a guy.

Dale: You want a killer hillbilly? I'll show you a killer hillbilly.

Tucker: Holy shit. We have go to hide all of the sharp objects.

Chad: It's time for you to feel my pain.
Dale: I'm ready, frat bitch.

Dale: That's a PBR, buddy.
Tucker: That-that's a thing of beauty.

Allison: It's true, Chad. You're half hillbilly.

Tucker: When you see a college girl prancin' around in front of you half naked, you do not call out my name.

Dale: I told you, Tucker. I'm a zero with the ladies... they hate my face.

Dale: You thought I looked like some kind of freak?
Allison: We misjudged you Dale. I'm... I'm really sorry.
Dale: Don't be sorry, it's my fault. I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody would end up dead.

Allison: I have this stupid dream.
Dale: Dreams are not stupid.

Tucker: What am I supposed to say, Dale?"Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property."
Dale: Yeah, yeah, just like that.
Tucker: They're never gonna believe that.
Dale: But that's exactly what happened.

Allison: What was that?
Dale: Anthemis nobilis.
Allison: Huh?
Dale: It's the ingredient in camomile tea that causes allergic reactions in rare cases... Like I said, I remember weird stuff.

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