Marlee: Anybody can be gotten to.
Chon Wang: Roy! There you are. Need anything, buddy?
Roy: A whole lot of "leave me alone."
Katherine Watson: I don't think I can go a year without a hot plate.
Mrs. Carver: So, what are your plans for after the wedding?
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Kill you.
Roxy: You shouldn't accept expensive gifts from a man.
Isabel: Why?
Roxy: Because it puts you in a position of having to do what he wants.
Isabel: I'd do it anyway.
Twitty: Okay, I'll tell you guys again: I've never met the Stevens family, okay? My name is Lawrence Honeytoast, I'm a marine biologist, and I'm here on top-secret government business.
Alicia: Guys, check out this book. Looks pretty old, maybe it'll help us.
DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!
James Rethrick: Michael Jennings is not a super agent, he's an engineer. but somehow he managed to escape from a double-locked room. How? Was it fate? No. Fate was on our side. That means someone who knew, changed something.
Patch: You lied to me?
Thunderbolt: I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.
Patch: But you said I could be your junior deputy.
Thunderbolt: I made all that up. I-I just needed someone who knew the script.
Patch: But you... You said that you'd help us.
Thunderbolt: Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it - it's make-believe! It's not real.
Elizabeth: Even the worst people can be nice to their friends, Jane.
Harley: I'm a corpse burrito, dude.
Zero: No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?
Jack: Damn fool, truck stop closed.
Heidi Vance: Do you know who we have in our hotel right now? We have Snoop Dogg in our hotel right now.
Heidi's Mom: You have what?
Heidi Vance: Snoop Dogg.
Heidi's Mom: A loose dog?
Heidi Vance: Snoop - Snoop Dogg.
Heidi's Mom: What's that?
Alex Bernier: Your services don't come cheap.
Will: No, they don't.
Alex Bernier: What did Dominic give you? I mean he... he had nothing.
Will: That's not true. He gave me friendship once, and I returned it.
Mitchell Gromberg: Alex, you're a much better father than I was.
Alex Gromberg: Thank you. But you didn't exactly set the bar all that high.
Guy Burgess: Vladivostok, Moscow, the Kusnetsk Basin, Cambridge - the coldest places on Earth. Of the four, Cambridge is the coldest, permanently February the nineteenth.
Sean Vetter: They call us down here. They take away our weapons? They expect us to go into a building full of drunken cartel gunmen unarmed? I mean, that isn't fun.
Ty Frost: You're not gettin' paid to have fun. Good luck, gentlemen.