Matthew Slenske: Five minutes. Five minutes. Sarah! Five minutes.
Marquita 'Sky' Marshall: Well if you have a little dick, my favorite postions is with another motherfucker.
Casey Weeks: You want to make out?
Alan Taylor: That was impressive 'cause I'm an impressive guy. I'm feeling my nipples.
Alan Taylor: I live here, fuckos.
Heidi Vance: Do you know who we have in our hotel right now? We have Snoop Dogg in our hotel right now.
Heidi's Mom: You have what?
Heidi Vance: Snoop Dogg.
Heidi's Mom: A loose dog?
Heidi Vance: Snoop - Snoop Dogg.
Heidi's Mom: What's that?
Alan Taylor: I just want to see some boobies.
Jorell Washington: It don't make no difference. you gonna take IT like I give IT.
Alan Taylor: Most times if I'm in a party, and you know, I kind of feel that left out feeling, I'll go and get like a glass of milk.
Jeremy Jazwinski: So you're going to just go to the clubs all week and not drink anything?
Alan Taylor: I don't know.
Jeremy Jazwinski: Not anything? Not even a fucking shot? Don't you ever just feel like sacking up and taking a fuckin - a fuckin shot, ya know?
Alan Taylor: Not really.
Jeremy Jazwinski: It's like a manly thing, ya know? You just take a shot.
Alan Taylor: I don't know. I've just gone so long without doing it.
Jeremy Jazwinski: You should just do it and say, "Fuck it."
David Ingber: I got to tune this business up.
Jorell Washington: Hey, give me some water, dawg. And I'm not talkin about this kind. I'm talking about the tequila.
Jorell Washington: Give me one. Give me one. take ONE FOR THE team! I got one in my backpack. You are so lucky today. I only had like two left.
Casey Weeks: Any you girls 'round here want to make out or somethin?
Jeremy Jazwinski: I don't have to be "Mr. Personality." I don't have to go up to girls and like buy drinks, you know? 'Cause girls go on spring break to find guys like me.
Marquita 'Sky' Marshall: Wait, he hasn't drunk since he been here?
