The Real Cancun

Marquita 'Sky' Marshall: Well if you have a little dick, my favorite postions is with another motherfucker.

Alan Taylor: That was impressive 'cause I'm an impressive guy. I'm feeling my nipples.

Heidi Vance: Do you know who we have in our hotel right now? We have Snoop Dogg in our hotel right now.
Heidi's Mom: You have what?
Heidi Vance: Snoop Dogg.
Heidi's Mom: A loose dog?
Heidi Vance: Snoop - Snoop Dogg.
Heidi's Mom: What's that?

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