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Justin Bieber: Never Say Never picture

Justin Bieber: There's gonna be times where people tell you that you can't live your dreams. This is what I tell them: Never say never.

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Adolf Hitler: All upright Germans will be National Socialists, but only the best National Socialists will be party members.

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The Real Cancun picture

Casey Weeks: Any you girls 'round here want to make out or somethin?

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Madonna: Truth or Dare picture

Gay pride protesters: We're here! We're queer! Get used to it.

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Bowling for Columbine picture

Michael Moore: There were a lot of things that I didn't know after the World Trade Center attack. But one thing was clear: whether it was before or after September 11th, a public that's this out of control with fear should not have a lot of guns or ammo lying around.

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Eddie Izzard: Glorious picture

Eddie: I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees.

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March of the Penguins picture

Penguin: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

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Jackass Number Two picture

Johnny Knoxville: Ok, who brought crabs to the party? Ha ha. One of the guys had crabs.

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Woodstock picture

David Crosby: This is our second gig.
Stephen Stills: This is the second time we've ever played in front of people, man, we're scared shitless.

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Man on Wire picture

Philippe Petit: Life should be lived on the edge of life. You have to exercise rebellion: to refuse to tape yourself to rules, to refuse your own success, to refuse to repeat yourself, to see every day, every year, every idea as a true challenge - and then you are going to live your life on a tightrope.

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Religulous picture

Bill Maher: Who are you?
Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda: I am Jesus Christ man. The second coming. The Old Testament talk about me. And the New Testament also.

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Capitalism: A Love Story picture

Michael Moore: I refuse to live in a country like this, and I'm not leaving.

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The King of Kong picture

Brian Kuh: If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.

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Jackass 3D picture

Bam Margera: I changed my mind. Stun guns are the number one most thing that I hate now. Bulls are second. Snakes are third. That sucked.

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Senna picture

Viviane Senna: On that morning when he woke up, he asked God to talk to him. He opened the Bible and read a passage which said: God would give him the greatest of all gifts. Which was God himself.

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Young African American male in Michigan: And I was watchin' TV one day, 'and they're showin' like some of the buildings and areas that had been hit by bombs and things like that, and while I watchin' I got to thinkin' like', "There's parts of Flint that look like that, and we ain't been in a war."

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Stop Making Sense picture

David Byrne: Thanks! Does anybody have any questions?

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20,000 Days on Earth picture

Nick Cave: To act on a bad idea is better than to not act at all, because the worth of the idea never becomes apparent until you do it.

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Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills picture

Damien Wayne Echols: I knew from when I was real small people were gonna know who I was, I always had that feeling... I just never knew how they were gonna learn. I kind of enjoy it now because even after I die, people are gonna remember me forever. People are gonna talk about me for years. People in West Memphis will tell their kids stories... It'll be sorta like I'm the West Memphis boogie man. Little kids will be looking under their beds - "Damien might be under there!"

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Super Size Me picture

Daryl Isaacs: You're sick, and you're making yourself sick, and you can make yourself unsick by stopping doing what you're doing.

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