Aunt Budge: I would kill for some diarrhea! I haven't had a bowel movement in 17 days.
Ken: So, Buck, are you a duffer?
Buck: Well, if you mean do I like playing with my balls, the answer's yes.
Dorothy: These are going to be our in-laws, so we really have to make sure that.
Buck: Honey, I'm a pants salesman. I think I know how to act around people.
Dorothy: Where's the groom-to-be?
Karen: He's not here yet.
Dorothy: You know Paul, he always comes a little late.
Buck: What do you think of that, Kenny?
