Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Gimli: Certainty of death; small chance of success...what are we waiting for?
Dorian Gray: Ah, the bedroom. Does it give you memories or ideas?
Mina Harker: Ideas. [Stabs him in the lower parts.].
Matt Murdock: Excuse me? Do you have any honey?
Elektra: [reading paper.] Right in front of you.
Matt Murdock: Could you be a little bit more specific please?
Elektra: [looking up.] What are you...
Matt Murdock: Blind? Yes.
Tug: Okay, let's see... the most interesting thing that happened to me this year... hmm... I have to... Oh! I know, I know, I know, listen to this: I'd say it was when I finally knocked down that tree that was blocking the view from my cave. Now I got a family of chipmunks staying at my place.
Pete: Bingo... Did you say bingo like the game in church basements?
Beaver: Well there's trim there.
Pete: Oh, Beaver.
Bruce: God, why do you hate me?
Mrs. Gibbons: Brian, I think you'd better go check that barbecue.
Terry Sheridan: You can break my wrist, but I'm still gonna kiss you.
Senior Ed Bloom: I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess' body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.
Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him?
Michael Corvin: I want to stay with you.
Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.
Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad.
Snakehead: Treat him like a prince.
The Devil: Hmm. You know what they say. In order for one to succeed, another must fail.