Jack Sparrow: Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them... Three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to get yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Gimli: Certainty of death; small chance of success...what are we waiting for?
Matt Murdock: Excuse me? Do you have any honey?
Elektra: [reading paper.] Right in front of you.
Matt Murdock: Could you be a little bit more specific please?
Elektra: [looking up.] What are you...
Matt Murdock: Blind? Yes.
Dorian Gray: Ah, the bedroom. Does it give you memories or ideas?
Mina Harker: Ideas. [Stabs him in the lower parts.].
Pete: Bingo... Did you say bingo like the game in church basements?
Beaver: Well there's trim there.
Pete: Oh, Beaver.
Grace: Oh my God!
Bruce: You can call me Bruce.
Singer: Great Spirits of all who lived before/ Take our hands and lead us/ Fill our hearts and souls with all you know/ Show us that in your eyes/ we are all the same/ Brothers to each other/ In this world we remain/ truly brothers all the same.
Terry Sheridan: You can break my wrist, but I'm still gonna kiss you.
Young Ed Bloom: Your last name is different. You married.
Jenny: I was 18, he was 28. Turns out it was a big difference.
Michael Corvin: I want to stay with you.
Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess' body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.
Mrs. Gibbons: Brian, I think you'd better go check that barbecue.
Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.
Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him?
Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad.
Snakehead: Treat him like a prince.
The Devil: Hmm. You know what they say. In order for one to succeed, another must fail.