Pete: Bingo... Did you say bingo like the game in church basements?
Beaver: Well there's trim there.
Pete: Oh, Beaver.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: I'm filing that in the "Who Gives A Shit" section of my Memory Warehouse.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: Jesus-Christ-bananas, some fuckarow this is turning into.
Colonel Curtis: The men call the red stuff "Ripley", after the broad in the Alien movies.
Colonel Curtis: Do you think I'm crazy, Owen?
Captain Owen Underhill: A little bit.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: Pittsfield's a better place to be from, than go back to.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: Here's to Duddits... our dreamcatcher. Wish he was here.
Pete Moore: To the Duds.
Dr. Henry Devlin: To Douglas Cavell.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: To Duddits.
Dr. Henry Devlin: Where are you, Jonsey? Pick up the phone. Call 1-800-HENRY.
Colonel Curtis: Come with me, Owen... I'll show you things you'll wish you'd never seen.
Pete Moore: Henry, if we die before you get back, promise you'll tell everybody she wasn't my date.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: Fuck you.
Mr. Gray: I know what that expression means. I've studied the foul language section of your memory warehouse. Rather distasteful, I must say.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: How about this, Mr. Gray? Eat shit and die.
Colonel Curtis: Those poor schmucks... they drive Chevrolets, shop at Wal-Mart, never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans. The idea of slaughtering Americans... it just turns my stomach.
Pete Moore: Motherfucker tried to bite my dick off, Jonesy. I always thought it'd be my ex-wife did that.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: I wish Henry was here.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: He's a shrink, not an internist.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: He went to med school. Did you?
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: ...I thought about it.
Dr. Henry Devlin: Sometimes we have to kill, but our real job is to save lives.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: You don't suppose he got exposed to radiation, do you? I saw that once in a movie. Guy ended up bald as Telly what's-his-fuck.
Young Beaver: Hey, you don't wanna see the homecoming queen's pussy? Don't come.
Answer: Mr. Gray is not a hallucination, he is a living alien creature. Mr. Gray, and the rest of his species, are shape shifters and can also possess other intelligent life forms. He can leave Jonesy's body at will, turn into a red mist to enter another body, and turn into his normal monstrous form to kill if need be. How his species accomplishes this changing of mass is not explained.
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