Best comedy movie quotes of 1993

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Robin Hood: Men in Tights picture

Sheriff of Rottingham: Well, I must say Prince John has spared no expense with such a nice party. We have exotic foods from across the seas. Coconuts, bananas and dates. Would you care for a date?
Maid Marian: Oh, yes, thank you.
Sheriff of Rottingham: How about next Thursday?

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Mrs. Doubtfire picture

Mrs. Doubtfire: I hope you don't mind me being a tad rude, but... How was he? You know, on a scale of 1 to 10?
Miranda: Well, that part was always... Okay.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Just okay? Well, he was probably a Casanova compared to poor old Winston.
Miranda: What was the matter with Winston?
Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh dear, Winston's idea of foreplay was "Effie, brace yourself."

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Groundhog Day picture

Phil Connors: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!

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The Sandlot picture

Hamm: Hey, do you want a S'more?
Scotty: Some more what?
Hamm: No, no. Do you want a S'more?
Scotty: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Hamm: You're killing me Smalls.

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Rookie of the Year picture

Cliff Murdoch: I just figured out why the Cubs lose every year. They've got more talent in the stands than they do in the field.

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Addams Family Values picture

Debbie: Isn't he a lady killer?
Gomez Addams: Acquitted.

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Demolition Man picture

Lenina Huxley: Let's go blow this guy.
John Spartan: Away! Blow this guy *away*!
Lenina Huxley: Whatever.

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Life With Mikey picture

Michael Chapman: I turned Angela from a pickpocket into a star into a shoplifter.

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Wayne's World 2 picture

Honey HorneƩ: Take me, Garth!
Garth Algar: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.
Honey HorneƩ: I'm gonna be frank.
Garth Algar: OK. Can I still be Garth?

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Loaded Weapon 1 picture

Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

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Beethoven's 2nd picture

Emily: We're not millionaires yet. Are we thousandaires?

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Cool Runnings picture

Derice Bannock: Hey, you can pee now.
Sanka Coffie: Um too late.

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Dazed and Confused picture

David Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

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Heart and Souls picture

Harrison Winslow: Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure.
Thomas Reilly: No offense, Harrison. But you died a failure because you never tried.

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Sleepless in Seattle picture

Jonah Baldwin: Thanks for dinner. I've never seen potatoes cooked like that before.

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So I Married an Axe Murderer picture

Charlie Mackenzie: Tell me one bad thing that you've done, and it better be evil.
Harriet Michaels: How evil?
Charlie Mackenzie: Really evil. Like so evil, that you would say it was E-VEEL, like it's the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL.

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Son in Law picture

Crawl: Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on.

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Three Musketeers picture

Porthos: Go home. Find a wench. Raise fat babies and have a good, long life.

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Undercover Blues picture

Jeff Blue: Damn! Nothing but money.

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Untamed Heart picture

Cindy: Too bad though. He is kinda cuta. I'd do him. If he just wasn't so dumb.

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