Best comedy movie quotes of 1993

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Robin Hood: Men in Tights picture

Robin Hood: For my first order of business, I wish to appoint a new Sheriff of Rottingham. My friend, Achoo.
Achoo: All right.
Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's black?
Achoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

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The Sandlot picture

Hamm: Hey, do you want a S'more?
Scotty: Some more what?
Hamm: No, no. Do you want a S'more?
Scotty: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Hamm: You're killing me Smalls.

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Mrs. Doubtfire: I hope you don't mind me being a tad rude, but... How was he? You know, on a scale of 1 to 10?
Miranda: Well, that part was always... Okay.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Just okay? Well, he was probably a Casanova compared to poor old Winston.
Miranda: What was the matter with Winston?
Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh dear, Winston's idea of foreplay was "Effie, brace yourself."

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Son in Law picture

Crawl: Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on.

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Hocus Pocus picture

Sarah: What is this place?
Mary: It reeks of children!
Winifred: It is a prison for children.

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Groundhog Day picture

Phil Connors: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!

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Wayne's World 2 picture

Honey HorneƩ: Take me, Garth!
Garth Algar: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.
Honey HorneƩ: I'm gonna be frank.
Garth Algar: OK. Can I still be Garth?

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Demolition Man picture

John Spartan: Brake! Brake! Brake now, you Mickey Mouse-piece of shit!

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Dennis the Menace picture

Mrs. Martha Wilson: Weren't you a fat boy?
George Wilson: I was husky.

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Grumpy Old Men picture

Max Goldman: If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.

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Homeward Bound picture

Sassy: Oh, no. I'm with strangers.

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Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers picture

Wallace: Ah, well, it's no use prevaricating about the bush.

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Coneheads picture

Athletic Cone: I have learned much from watching the Garthok battle. It has weaknesses. I believe I can take it.
Beldar Conehead: Uh-huh. And let me know when Elvis gets here.

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Hot Shots Part Deux picture

[Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen.]
President Benson: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Yet here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.

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So I Married an Axe Murderer picture

Charlie Mackenzie: Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed?"He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.

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Surf Ninjas picture

Iggy: All right, Kids, come in here and Clean up Yer Bloody Room! I know well, cuz I'm 37, and don't make Me beat You with Leg of Mine that no longer Works cuz I'll do it.

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