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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
16 Blocks 8 2 1
Armageddon 74 8 15 70 6
Bandits 9 3
Color of Night 6
Cop Out 2 1 1 1 Yes
Death Becomes Her 10 1 5
Die Hard 48 12 14 60 6 1
Die Hard 2 59 6 17 49 2 1
Die Hard: With a Vengeance 57 11 2 47 15 2
The Fifth Element 43 13 13 29 16
Hart's War 4 1 5
Hostage 9 1
Hudson Hawk 30 1 3
The Jackal 21 2 7 21 1
The Kid 13 3
The Last Boy Scout 42 22 9 4
Last Man Standing 7 1 1
Live Free or Die Hard 92 5 9 26 7
Look Who's Talking Too 8 2
Mercury Rising 5 4
Ocean's Twelve 11 5 17 8
Pulp Fiction 75 38 4 48 32
Red 3 9 3 Yes
Rugrats Go Wild! 5
The Siege 20 1 7 3
Sin City 39 7 5 22 21
The Sixth Sense 7 3 1 22 4 1
The Story of Us 5
Striking Distance 17 2
Tears of the Sun 24 2 19
Twelve Monkeys 20 2 5
Unbreakable 13 9 13
The Whole Nine Yards 42 4 9 8 3
The Whole Ten Yards 107 2

Below are a few quotes involving Bruce Willis - click the title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.

Armageddon quotes

Harry Stamper: You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?

Harry Stamper: [Refering to asteroid right before he blows the nuke] Complain all you want, you son of a bitch.

Harry Stamper: The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?

Cop Out quotes

Paul Hodges: Why did you smack me?

Jimmy Monroe: I was in the moment, and the moment said smack ya.

Die Hard quotes

John McClane: A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

[McClane is trying to call the police for help.]

Policewoman: Sir, this line is for emergencies only.

John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!

[John throws a body onto a cop car to get his attention.]

John McClane: Welcome to the party, pal!

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

John McClane: Oh, you're in charge. Well, I got news for you, Dwayne. From up here, it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.

Dwayne Robinson: You listen to me, you little asshole.

John McClane: Asshole"? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*.

Die Hard 2 quotes

John McClane: Hey man, when you go through the airport metal detector, what sets it off first? The lead in your ass or the sh*t in your brains?

Gen. Esperanza: Freedom.

[John McClane appears and punches him in the face.]

John McClane: Not yet.

The Fifth Element quotes

Priest Vito Cornelius: What are you doing?

Korben Dallas: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.

Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas: Yeah.

Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.

Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas: We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...

Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.

Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.

Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.

Police: Are you classified as human?

Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Korben Dallas: What's your name?

Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.

Korben Dallas: Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?

Leeloo: Leeloo.

The Last Boy Scout quotes

Mike Matthews: How long have we been friends?

Joe Hallenbeck: I'd say roughly until you started banging my wife.

Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?

Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.

Joe Hallenbeck: The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.

Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.

Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?

Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.

Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool but you've got to take a bullet.

Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.

Live Free or Die Hard quotes

Thomas Gabriel: [Probing a gunshot wound in McClane's shoulder with his gun.] On your tombstone, it should say "Always at the wrong place at the wrong time."

John McClane: How about... [grunts] Yippee-ki-yay... motherfucker! [Grabs the gun and fires it through himself and into Gabriel.]

Thomas Gabriel: McClane? I thought I killed you already.

John McClane: I get that sometimes.

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!

John McClane: I was out of bullets.

Matt Farrell: Did you see that?

John McClane: Yeah, I saw it. I did it.

Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.

John McClane: What're you talkin' about?

Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!

John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Pulp Fiction quotes

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?

Butch: It's a chopper, baby.

Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?

Butch: It's Zed's.

Fabienne: Who's Zed?

Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

Butch: I think I cracked a rib.

Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?

Butch: No, retard, from the fight.

Red quotes

Frank Moses: Kordeski trained you?

William Cooper: Yeah?

Frank Moses: I trained Kordeski.

Sin City quotes

Hartigan: An old man dies. A young girl lives. It's a fair trade.

Hartigan: There's wrong, and then there's wrong, and then there's this.