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Film Quotes Updated
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 6
10 Things I Hate About You 7
17 Again 8
1776 3
2 Fast 2 Furious 8
2001: A Space Odyssey 1
24 12
27 Dresses 13
28 Days Later 9
29th Street 2
300 17
3:10 to Yuma 9
3rd Rock from the Sun 1
The 40 Year Old Virgin 8
500 Days of Summer 7
8 Mile 1
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 9
The Addams Family 3
Adventureland 2
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 2
The Adventures of Robin Hood 2
Air Force One 3
Airheads 2
Airplane 16
Aladdin 5
Alien Resurrection 2
Aliens 10
Ally McBeal 4
Alvin and the Chipmunks 3
American Beauty 2
American Dad 1
American Pie 8
American Pie 2 4
American Psycho 19
American Wedding 7
The Amityville Horror (2005) 2
Analyze This 3
Anchorman 27
Angel 31
Angels & Demons 5
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging 4
Animal House 3
Anna and the King 1
Apocalypse Now 8
Apollo 13 8
Armageddon 6
Army of Darkness 10
Arrested Development 4
Arthur 1
As Good As It Gets 5
Ashes to Ashes 1
Austin Powers in Goldmember 2
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 5
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 7
Australia 4
Baby Mama 5
Babylon A.D. 3
Back to the Future 8
Back to the Future Part II 7
Back to the Future Part III 5
Bad Boys II 2
Bad Santa 3
Balto 4
Barb Wire 1
BASEketball 5
Batman 13
Batman and Robin 3
Batman Begins 20
Batman Forever 8
Batman Returns 24
Battlestar Galactica 1
Battlestar Galactica (1978) 1
A Beautiful Mind 1
Beauty and the Beast 2
Bedtime Stories 1
Beetlejuice 5
The Benchwarmers 3
Best in Show 11
Better Off Dead 6
Beverly Hills Cop II 2
The Big Bang Theory 3
The Big Chill 1
The Big Lebowski 13
The Big Sleep 8
Big Trouble 5
Big Trouble in Little China 2
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 6
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3
A Bit of Fry and Laurie 8
Black Hawk Down 2
Blackadder 59
Blade 4
Blade II 2
Blade Runner 3
Blade: Trinity 3
Blades of Glory 2
Blazing Saddles 9
The Blues Brothers 5
The Boat That Rocked 5
Bones 13
Bonnie and Clyde 1
Boogie Nights 1
Borat 2
Bottom 4
The Bourne Identity 1
The Bourne Supremacy 6
The Brady Bunch Movie 4
Braindead 2
Braveheart 4
Bride Wars 2
Brighty of the Grand Canyon 1
Brokeback Mountain 3
Broken Arrow 2
Bruce Almighty 1
Bruno 1
Buffy The Vampire Slayer 33
A Bug's Life 1
Bulletproof 2
Burn After Reading 10
The Cable Guy 1
Caddyshack 8
Cannibal! The Musical 6
The Cannonball Run 2
Cars 7
Casablanca 10
Casino Royale 8
Cast Away 7
The Cat in the Hat 4
Changeling 5
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 22
Charlie's Angels 8
Charmed 4
Chasing Amy 3
Cheaper by the Dozen 2
Cheers 3
Chicago 2
Chicken Run 3
Child's Play 3
Child's Play 2 3
Child's Play 3 4
Chinatown 1
Chopper 1
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 17
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 11
Cinderella (1997) 4
A Cinderella Story 2
Citizen Kane 2
Clerks 8
Cloverfield 12
Clue 7
The CollegeHumor Show 7
Commando 8
Con Air 3
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 2
Confessions of a Shopaholic 4
Constantine 4
Cool Hand Luke 1
Coraline 5
The Core 1
Corpse Bride 2
Crank: High Voltage 2
The Crow 10
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8
CSI: Miami 2
CSI: NY 3
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 22
Daredevil 5
The Dark Knight 34
Dawn of the Dead (2004) 1
The Day After Tomorrow 2
The Day the Earth Stood Still 6
Death at a Funeral 2
Death Race 6
Definitely, Maybe 1
Demolition Man 7
The Departed 1
Desperado 4
Desperate Housewives 5
Diamonds are Forever 1
Die Another Day 8
Die Hard 6
Die Hard 2 2
Digimon: The Movie 3
Dirty Dancing 1
Dirty Harry 1
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry 2
District 9 8
Doctor Who (2005) 41
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 3
Dogma 8
Donnie Darko 13
Doubt 4
Dr. Strangelove 11
Dracula: Dead and Loving It 2
Drag Me To Hell 4
Dragonball Evolution 3
Dude, Where's My Car? 12
The Dukes of Hazzard 5
Dumb and Dumber 6
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd 1
Duplicity 1
Eagle Eye 4
Edward Scissorhands 7
The Elephant Man 1
Elf 6
The Emperor's New Groove 5
Empire Records 1
Employee of the Month 3
Enchanted 4
Entrapment 2
Epic Movie 3
Equilibrium 5
ER 7
Eurotrip 19
Ever After 10
Evil Dead II 10
An Eye For An Eye (1981) 2
Face/Off 1
Family Guy 38
Family Matters 2
Fanboys 1
Fantastic Four 10
Fast & Furious 5
The Fast and the Furious 2
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 1
Father Ted 9
Faust: Love of the Damned 2
Fawlty Towers 8
Ferris Bueller's Day Off 15
A Few Good Men 2
Field of Dreams 3
The Fifth Element 11
Fight Club 6
Final Destination 1
Final Destination 2 8
Final Destination 3 8
The Final Destination 4
Finding Nemo 7
Fired Up! 2
Firefly 12
For Your Eyes Only 1
Forgetting Sarah Marshall 5
Forrest Gump 9
Frasier 6
Freeway 6
Friday 2
Friday the 13th (2009) 3
Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D 3
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan 1
Friends 30
Fringe 2
From Dusk Till Dawn 6
From Hell 3
Frost/Nixon 6
The Fugitive 1
Full Metal Jacket 7
Funny People 10
Futurama 19
Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder 2
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 10
Galaxy Quest 4
Gattaca 1
Get Smart 12
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai 2
Ghostbusters 10
Ghostbusters 2 4
Gilmore Girls 2
Gladiator 8
Glee 9
The Godfather 3
The Godfather: Part II 1
Goldeneye 3
Goldfinger 2
Gone With The Wind 1
Good Morning, Vietnam 6
Good Will Hunting 4
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 6
Goodfellas 6
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 5
The Goonies 5
The Graduate 1
Gran Torino 11
Grandma's Boy 3
Grease 1
The Great Escape 4
Grey's Anatomy 7
Grosse Pointe Blank 2
Groundhog Day 1
The Gumball Rally 1
Hairspray (2007) 2
Halloween 2 (2009) 2
Halloween: H20 1
Hancock 3
The Hangover 24
Hannah Montana 6
Hannah Montana: The Movie 7
Happy Gilmore 4
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 4
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle 10
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 4
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 18
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 8
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 8
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 7
He's Just Not That Into You 16
Heartbreak Ridge 2
Heat 2
Heist 1
Hellboy II: The Golden Army 5
Hellraiser: Hellseeker 2
Hercules 5
Heroes 1
High Fidelity 3
High School Musical 8
High School Musical 2 6
High School Musical 3: Senior Year 6
Hitch 5
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 6
Horton Hears a Who 3
Hot Fuzz 9
Hot Shots Part Deux 5
Hot Shots! 4
House, M.D. 51
How I Met Your Mother 10
How the Grinch Stole Christmas 8
The Hunt for Red October 3
I Know Who Killed Me 2
I Love You, Man 4
I, Robot 4
Ice Age 1
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 2
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 2
In Bruges 10
In the Heat of the Night 1
In the Loop 6
The Incredible Hulk 9
The Incredibles 23
Independence Day 3
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 11
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade 11
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 10
Inglourious Basterds 3
Inkheart 1
The International 1
Into the Wild 4
Intolerable Cruelty 10
Iron Man 31
The Island 4
It 2
The Italian Job (1969) 1
The Italian Job (2003) 1
The Jackal 1
Jackie Chan Adventures 1
James and the Giant Peach 1
Jaws 4
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 4
Joey 1
John Tucker Must Die 12
Johnny English 1
Julie & Julia 3
Jumanji 1
Jumping Jack Flash 2
Juno 22
Jurassic Park 3
The Karate Kid 10
Kate & Leopold 2
Kill Bill: Volume 1 7
Kill Bill: Volume 2 3
King Kong 4
Kingdom of Heaven 1
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 19
The Kite Runner 1
Knowing 4
Kung Fu Panda 10
LA Confidential 5
Labyrinth 7
Lakeview Terrace 1
Land of the Lost 4
The Langoliers 2
The Last Boy Scout 4
The Last Castle 1
The Last House on the Left 4
Laughter on the 23rd Floor 1
Layer Cake 2
The Legend of Zorro 1
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 4
Leon 2
Lethal Weapon 4 3
Liar Liar 4
Lilo & Stitch 3
The Lion King 6
The Little Mermaid 10
Live Free or Die Hard 7
Loaded Weapon 1 1
Looney Tunes: Back in Action 1
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 14
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 18
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 8
Lost 4
Lost in Space 1
The Lost World (1960) 1
The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1
Love Actually 12
MacGyver 4
The Machinist 5
Madagascar 3
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 5
Madea Goes to Jail 2
Major League 1
Mamma Mia! 8
Man on Fire 10
Manhunter 3
Marley & Me 4
Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence 6
Mary Poppins 12
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 1
Match Point 2
The Matrix Reloaded 3
The Matrix Revolutions 4
The Matrix 13
Max Payne 5
Me, Myself & Irene 1
Mean Girls 19
Meet the Spartans 7
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus 3
Men in Black II 6
Midnight Run 5
Mighty Aphrodite 8
Milk 9
Miracle 1
Miracle on 34th Street 1
Mirrors 4
Mission: Impossible 3 4
Monsters vs Aliens 7
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 8
Monty Python's Flying Circus 5
Monty Python's Life of Brian 5
Moonraker 1
Moulin Rouge 1
Mr. and Mrs. Smith 3
Mr. Brooks 3
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 4
The Muppet Christmas Carol 1
Muppet Treasure Island 1
Murder on the Orient Express 1
My Best Friend's Girl 10
My Bloody Valentine 1
My Darling Clementine 1
My Family 3
Mystery Men 4
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear 4
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult 1
The Naked Gun 2
Napoleon Dynamite 5
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 3
National Lampoon's Vacation 1
National Treasure 3
National Treasure: Book of Secrets 8
Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service 2
The Neverending Story 3
The New Guy 1
Night at the Museum 1
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 3
Night Shift 2
The Nightmare Before Christmas 5
No Country For Old Men 7
Norbit 3
North by Northwest 1
The Notebook 10
Notorious (2009) 2
Notting Hill 1
Now and Then 1
The Nutty Professor 1
Observe and Report 5
Ocean's Eleven 15
Ocean's Thirteen 2
Ocean's Twelve 2
Office Space 19
The Office 5
On the Waterfront 1
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1
One Foot in the Grave 2
Only Fools and Horses 2
Orphan 9
The Others 2
The Outlaw Josey Wales 5
P.S. I Love You 15
Paper Moon 1
The Parent Trap 1
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 5
Pearl Harbor 12
Peter Pan (2003) 2
The Phantom of the Opera 2
Pineapple Express 10
The Pink Panther 2 1
The Pink Panther Strikes Again 8
The Pink Panther 2
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 4
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 14
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 16
Platoon 2
Pocahontas 1
Pokemon 3: The Movie 1
Predator 5
The Prestige 18
Pretty Woman 4
Pride and Glory 4
The Princess Bride 13
The Princess Diaries 2
The Prophecy 1
The Proposal 9
Psycho 4
Public Enemies 8
Pulp Fiction 32
Push 5
Quantum of Solace 6
Race to Witch Mountain 3
Rachel Getting Married 3
Raiders of the Lost Ark 6
The Rainmaker 2
Rambo 2
Rat Race 2
Ratatouille 15
The Reader 4
Rec 3
The Recruit 3
Red Dragon 2
Red Dwarf 10
Red Eye 2
The Ref 3
Rent 4
Requiem for a Dream 2
Reservoir Dogs 3
The Return of the Pink Panther 3
Return to Oz 3
Revolutionary Road 7
Righteous Kill 6
The Ring 1
Road House 1
Robin Hood: Men in Tights 1
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 7
Robocop 1
Robots 2
The Rock 5
RocknRolla 8
The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1
Role Models 10
Romeo + Juliet 8
Romeo and Juliet (1968) 2
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead 6
Roxanne 3
The Royal Tenenbaums 1
Run, Fat Boy, Run 1
Rush Hour 2 1
Saturday Night Fever 2
Saving Private Ryan 1
Saw 1
Saw II 2
Saw V 4
Scarface 3
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 2 1
Scary Movie 3 14
Scary Movie 4 4
Scent of a Woman 2
Schindler's List 7
School of Rock 6
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 2
Scream 2
Scream 2 1
Scrubs 18
See No Evil, Hear No Evil 5
Seinfeld 4
Serenity 8
Seven 1
Seven Pounds 2
Sex and the City 7
Sex and the City: The Movie 5
Shakespeare in Love 1
Shaun of the Dead 8
The Shawshank Redemption 1
The Shining 3
Shorts 3
Shrek 4
Shrek 2 6
The Silence of the Lambs 5
Silverado 1
The Simpsons Movie 26
The Simpsons 70
Sin City 21
Singin' in the Rain 1
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 1
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 13
Six Days, Seven Nights 2
The Sixth Sense 1
Sky High 4
Sleepers 1
Sliding Doors 2
Slither 5
Slumdog Millionaire 9
Smokey and the Bandit 5
Smokey and the Bandit II 1
Snakes on a Plane 1
The Soloist 3
The Sound of Music 14
South Park 7
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 3
Space Chimps 1
Space Jam 1
Spaceballs 4
Speed 13
Spider-Man 11
Spider-Man 2 11
Spider-Man 3 4
The Spirit 7
SpongeBob SquarePants 14
St. Elmo's Fire 2
Stalag 17 1
Stand By Me 7
Star Trek 14
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 3
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock 2
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home 3
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 1
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 1
Star Trek: First Contact 3
Star Trek: Nemesis 1
Star Trek: The Motion Picture 1
Star Wars 9
Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) 2
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 5
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 5
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 11
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 7
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi 6
Star Wars: The Clone Wars 2
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) 1
State of Grace 1
State of Play 1
Stealth 2
Steel Magnolias 5
Step Brothers 17
Stigmata 1
The Sting 2
A Streetcar Named Desire 2
Stripes 1
Sudden Impact 2
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 7
Sunset Blvd. 2
Super Troopers 4
Superbad 34
Superhero Movie 5
Superman III 2
Superman Returns 5
Supernatural 1
Sweeney Todd 9
Sweet Home Alabama 11
Swingers 4
Swordfish 1
Taken 4
The Taking of Pelham 123 1
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 10
Tank Girl 4
Taxi 1
Taxi Driver 3
Team America: World Police 20
Teen Titans 6
Teen Wolf 3
Terminator 2: Judgment Day 3
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 9
Terminator Salvation 4
The Terminator 3
Thank You for Smoking 11
That '70s Show 2
The Thief Lord 1
The Thin Blue Line 1
The Thing 1
This is Spinal Tap 1
Three Musketeers (1993) 2
The Time Traveler's Wife 1
Titanic 4
To Kill A Mockingbird 1
Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life 2
Tombstone 7
Tommy Boy 1
Top Gear 1
Top Gun 3
Torchwood 2
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 2 12
Traffic 1
Training Day 1
Transformers 13
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 12
Transformers: The Movie 5
Transporter 3 3
Treasure Planet 3
Tristan & Isolde 1
Tropic Thunder 17
Troy 6
True Grit 3
True Lies 4
The Truman Show 1
Truth or Consequences, N.M. 1
Tuck Everlasting 1
Twilight 13
The Twilight Saga: New Moon 4
Twister 10
Two and a Half Men 1
The Ugly Truth 2
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 7
Unforgiven 3
The Uninvited 1
The Untouchables 1
Up 4
The Usual Suspects 7
V for Vendetta 12
Valkyrie 7
Vampires 2
Van Wilder 2
Vertigo 7
The Vicar of Dibley 4
Vicky Cristina Barcelona 4
The Village 3
W. 1
Waiting... 1
Walk the Line 3
Wall-E 1
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit 1
Wanted 5
War of the Worlds 4
The Warriors 1
Watchmen 9
Wayne's World 1
Wayne's World 2 1
We Own the Night 1
Wedding Crashers 9
The Wedding Date 6
The Wedding Singer 2
The West Wing 10
When A Stranger Calls 1
When Harry Met Sally 18
Where the Wild Things Are 1
White Christmas 1
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 24
The Whole Nine Yards 3
Will & Grace 25
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 7
Wimbledon 1
Without a Paddle 5
The Wizard of Oz 6
Wolf 2
The Wrestler 5
The X-Files 4
X-Men 8
X-Men 2 6
X-Men 3 6
X-Men Origins: Wolverine 10
XXX: State of the Union 1
Year One 3
Yes Man 7
You Don't Mess with the Zohan 4
The Young Ones 2
Young Sherlock Holmes 1
Zack & Miri Make a Porno 10