Ms. Perky: I've been hearing a lot of complaints about you again. People are saying you're...

Kat: tempestuous?

Ms. Perky: Well, "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

Ms. Perky: I've been hearing a lot of complaints about you again. People are saying you're...

Kat: Pretentious?

Ms. Perky: Well, "heinous bitch" is the term they use most often.

Kat: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.

Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle-retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.

Kat: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

[Patrick has been accused of exposing himself.]

Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady, it was a bratwurst.

Miss Perky: A bratwurst? My, aren't we the optimist.

[When asked if he'd date Kat.]

School Geek: Only if we were the last two people on Earth, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?